I just use the term “Gestapo”.

Dear America,

Please know, people from other countries, we are not all like this!!! Godfuckingdammit, I just want everyone to know we aren’t all bigots, and racists and fucksticks. We are mostly a country of good people who are absolutely horrified and embarrassed by what’s happening in our country right now.

I can’t get images to post to kinja from work, so just imagine some kitten gifs. Or degus.

FYI this is not me giving up, just need to rant.

Pictured: A horse’s ass. Also, a painting of a horse

Have you tried peeing on it?

I’m feeling the Chris Martin/Dakota Johnson thing, they both seem chill. She doesn’t appear to be the kind of gal to demand a mandatory weekly couples’ colon cleanse or crystal insertions in various unwilling body orifices.

Bread. Bread is the problem. Delicious bread.

Seal, please shut the fuck up. The reason why there are so many incriminating photos of celebrities palling around with Weinstein was because he was a virus who ingratiated himself with anyone who had influence. And I find it a tad sexist that only women are being criticized with their associations with known male…

Isn’t every Kardashian home a designer trash receptacle?

If faking is test results means he that REALLY he’s in such bad shape that he only has a few more months to live before his heart explodes then... FAKE AWAY, WHITE HOUSE, FAKE AWAY!!!

I want to remind everyone here that has never been in jail that jail is not prison, it’s less regulated and county jails have inmates often spending several years. In Hunt county TX the women’s jail has a steel toilet with no wall in the middle of a 20 × 10 cell which is where we are kept for 24 hours a day 7 days a…

It appears that Merriam-Webster provided a very timely and appropriate #WordOfTheDay this morning that rather aptly describes this individual. Coincidence? You be the judge:

We covered slavery thoroughly in my Texas schools. Hope it’s stayed that way since I’ve graduated high school.

While sane America has a dialogue about Trump and the racist racists who adore him, I’m left wondering where, exactly, is their red line for a sitting president, and if it even exists. Because we’ve driven long past the signs for Naziville, Misogyton, Pedoburg and Treasondale.

I don’t think anyone’s arguing that those are super great places to live. “Haiti is a shithole” is a crude way to put it, and not terribly constructive, but generally true. That’s not what Trump said. He said. He said we shouldn’t take Haitian PEOPLE because of where they come from.

No, dumbass. While those countries might not have great governance or resources, trump, at best, is conflating the countries with their people, which is extremely fucking racist.

I know I do.

Norwegians probably see the US as a “shithole country”.