This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

“Wait, why isn’t my side supporting me anymore? Why won’t they believe me when the evid—ohhhhhhhh.”

I love Harry Potter so much but it doesn’t scale. It works in the confines of a school in a small country. Trying to apply it world wide is where you run into massive problems because not everything can fit into it’s sandbox (how would the magical community explain the Holocaust?). American history is particularly…

““this koala was an individual, the rest were in the trees.” then, that koala DESERVED to get eaten by a predator to ensure that its dumb genes didn’t get passed on. The circle of life is BRUTAL”

yes, it’s an obvious pattern. More importantly, when you only disconnect when you are losing then it is pretty obvious.

This is like complaining about a headline after the Superbowl. Literally. Spoilers don’t extend to sports.

Say cheese and die.

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

This is 64 flavors of MESSED UP. This cop should have known better - and I’ll bet he did. He just wanted to keep the knife.

Oprah sounds really awesome, though, so that’s good.

And even with everything she went through, there are other commenters below calling her a fame whore and saying this isn’t a big deal. About ready to burn the whole fucking thing down, tbh.

I’m a female. I like sports. But it seems like everyday I hear a story about how trivialized women are in sports, in sports “relationships", and now, even broadcasting. dammit.

Don’t forget that SB Nation often doesn’t pay its lower tier writers. But hey at least you get “experience.”

How many times do people need to be told that the inherent implication behind black lives matter IS all lives matter?!?!

I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

A backdoor isn’t literally a door in the system. “A back door is a means of access to a computer program that bypasses security mechanisms.”

It boggles the mind how completely oblivious some people are (especially those who don’t like “big government”) about the dangers of requiring companies to create back doors and access tools to their data. Don’t people realize that if governments can do it, hackers can do it to? And that not every use by government is…

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i was listening to a (lawyer?) on NPR this morning talking about this case and he was stating that the DOJ was beating this drum far before this massacre was committed, and that it “doesn’t pass the straight face test” when they are now deciding to use this crime as the reason they basically need a master key to…

He's the bipolar kid who is getting his MFA at your college who asks too many questions in class, has weird final submissions, and also makes you worry about your safety.