“Wait, why isn’t my side supporting me anymore? Why won’t they believe me when the evid—ohhhhhhhh.”

““this koala was an individual, the rest were in the trees.” then, that koala DESERVED to get eaten by a predator to ensure that its dumb genes didn’t get passed on. The circle of life is BRUTAL”

yes, it’s an obvious pattern. More importantly, when you only disconnect when you are losing then it is pretty obvious.

This is like complaining about a headline after the Superbowl. Literally. Spoilers don’t extend to sports.

Say cheese and die.

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

This is 64 flavors of MESSED UP. This cop should have known better - and I’ll bet he did. He just wanted to keep the knife.

Oprah sounds really awesome, though, so that’s good.

And even with everything she went through, there are other commenters below calling her a fame whore and saying this isn’t a big deal. About ready to burn the whole fucking thing down, tbh.

I’m a female. I like sports. But it seems like everyday I hear a story about how trivialized women are in sports, in sports “relationships", and now, even broadcasting. dammit.

Don’t forget that SB Nation often doesn’t pay its lower tier writers. But hey at least you get “experience.”

I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

He's the bipolar kid who is getting his MFA at your college who asks too many questions in class, has weird final submissions, and also makes you worry about your safety.

Counterpoint: Kendrick Lamar’s performance*

*which is the only thing I saw of the Grammys, so take from that what you will...

The term, biological sex, as used in this Act, means the physical condition of being male or female as determined by a person’s chromosomes and anatomy as identified at birth.

I loved Bowie’s music, but a 14 year old can’t legally consent. He’s a rapist whether she liked the experience or not.

Now here’s Chris Chase’s take on Cam:

A reduction in piracy won’t = an increase in sales. it’ll just result in less games being played by pirates.

This is just fucking horrible. It leaves a huge knot in my stomach. Since Kayden had Aspergers it is likely that in the midst of a meltdown he wouldn’t have been able to fully understand the ramifications of his actions. It is also possible that he could have just completely shut out anything the officers were saying…

This is perhaps not the best place or time for it, but can I say how much I dislike the idea of “preferred” names or pronouns? My name is my name. My pronouns are my pronouns. I demand them, I don't prefer them, and if you use the wrong ones, we will have a problem.