It's hilarious. NBC needs to cut out content so that it isn't too long. But Sunday Night Football can be on until nearly midnight because we need commercials after touchbacks and time outs to ice the kicker.

The majority of comments on Gawker were defending Seinfeld's comment, and trying to excuse and "explain" what he said. It was infuriating.

"I'm a male white comedian, and obviously I succeeded only because I'm super duper funny. I have to believe that if others do not succeed it's only because they are not funny, because otherwise it means I have to think less of myself and my ego feels hurt. To me, the possibility of changing and engaging in creating…

Yes! Team Luna here.

This. This. THIS.

No. They're fine. What she should regret is pairing up Harry and Ginny. She was the worst. All the charm of an empty bucket.

Dontcha think his family kind of *should* make reparations to any descendants of the slaves? Or to the people of Barbados generally? Or something?

Mandatory showers for all 6th graders. I don't care that you don't think you smell. MANDATORY.

Dear AirBnB - One of the things that makes my city great is its brain-melting level of diversity. A diversity enabled by a wide range of housing options. You directly threaten this diversity by threatening to convert spaces zoned residential to fulltime private hotel rooms. Please stop before you ruin the very thing…

I like rent controls.

If you don't like it then don't eat there — it helps no one to just criticize their choices. I mean, it's not like anyone here thinks Subway makes the best sandwiches in the world.

This is from bad posture, not from extra fat or anything. Desk job stuff. I had that until I started working on correcting it.

Well done. Truly a great victory for feminism.

Jezebel has gotten mean and petty lately, and so have a lot of Jezebel commenters who fancy themselves above the the fray. The thread on how much better some commenters' writing is than the writer's of Jez, was just so...misguided and petty.

I bet you guys were hoping for something much more dramatic.

Pretty much all of your heavily contributing, years old veteran commenters pretty much agree: this was a bad idea.

Oh, I read the pre-emptive denials. I'm just not buying them.

Yeah, I especially got that in the paragraph where she says "Lena Dunham is a woman who trumpets body positivity, who's unabashedly feminist...."

I also question why vibrators are so expensive. VIBRATORS FOR THE PEOPLE.

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?