Everyone in the UK does not believe this story, we all think that he is making it up because he is a vile woman-abusing twat.

A) Stop. Please. You are making the term 'feminist' embarrassing. Right now, the Surpreme Court is poised to review a 9th circuit ruling that relates to defunding Planned Parenthood because it offers abortion services and you are on about selfies. This is absurd. We are trying to fight real battles. This isn't one of…

I still don't understand why the guy didn't just say "Okay, we'll go to Chili's" or whatever. Personally, I've actually never been to a Hooters, but I've got three kids and I don't have a principled stand on whether they should or shouldn't go to Hooters. But what kind of a fucking idiot doesn't understand he's going…

well it's a fucking tedious job. what do you expect?

I personally hate the "I heart boobies" and "save second base" taglines because they imply that people should care about preventing breast cancer because boobs are totally hot, not because it's a devastating disease. That said, this is a ridiculous use of the court's time and the school's money.

Because making a comment is the same as "foaming at the mouth." Because mockery is "falling on you like a pack of wolves."

There are actual discussions among some vegans about whether or not it is okay to breastfeed your baby if you want to raise the baby vegan because breastmilk is an animal product. In other words...there be crazies everywhere.

I, personally, would not be sexually molested repeatedly for 2 million dollars.

I bet that now everybody who condemned Sandusky feels pretty fucking stupid. Through his charitable works, these "victims" of his now have a secure financial future. He was so dedicated to helping these kids that he was willing to rape them and then go to jail for the rest of his life, just so that they could have…

Oh ho hold on! She said she had emergency numbers with her! So, you know, SUCK IT MEDICINE, but only until something goes wrong and I need you to save my life!

Fun fact: this lady is an anti-vacciner. That's all you need to know on top of this hot mess.

I know the consensus on Anonymous is mixed, but that they've taken on sexual assault and rape makes me have some slight hope for humanity.

Our competitors? What are we, Target?

She wasn't saying anything racist, she was just referencing the fact that black gymnasts are all physically more powerful and less elegant than white ones.

Let's not pretend that the Italians stayed out of colonialism out of the goodness of their hearts or from the loveable simplicity of its people. They tried, but they were too late in the game to compete with the big boys. That still didn't prevent them massacring tens of thousands of Africans when they got the chance.…

It's a bit infantilizing to suggest that consumers don't understand that advertising isn't real.

Little known etiquette rule that should be widely known: gifts are customary on many social occasions, but not mandatory.

So can we finally lay to rest the lie that thin women have the privilege of walking around in public without getting negative comments on their appearance? Good. Because I'm almost as tired of hearing that bullshit as I am of hearing that I must be anorexic.

I dont think you understand how much credit SomethingAwful deserves for some of these things and for most of the good content on the internet.