The hot hatch crowd was a bit thin this year.

Hear me out here, but... maybe it’s not the internet killing auto shows. I recently bought my wife a mid-size luxury crossover, and it’s a perfectly nice car.

Need more ‘cool’ cars for regular people to buy, then they might want to go look at them. Nobody is going to an auto show to see a Nissan Kicks

Nissan - Yeah we’re not going to Frankfurt because of climate change. Trust us, we have countless revolutionary new vehicles we could have shown up with. Seriously. 

If I could buy one of these bois as just a van without all the street sweeping bits I’d think long and hard about it.

Deadspin Headline:

Came for this, not disappointed, although my version is a little shorter:

FIFY

Terrancid K Williams is a pathetic coon who is so low that amoebas inoculate themselves from him because they think he’s the fucking clap.

People have birthdays on 9/11. Are they no longer allowed to celebrate on their birthday? Should we go Jewish on the day and turn it into a day of somber reflection and absolutely nothing else, aka a Yom Kippur for all of us?

IDGAF if she was dancing on 9/11, if shit’s so serious make it a damn holiday where we all sit at home and be sad. It’s been almost twenty years, unless you were personally affected by the event it’s time to move on.

Nonsense. Traffic isn't infinite. If adding a lane causes more people to use a road, that reduces traffic elsewhere in the system. My city used to resist synchronizing lights because they didn't want more people to drive through the area on the way to work. So we all suffered for years until it finally happened and…

This is the exact kind of bullshit uninformed extremist ignorant protests that we don’t need because it only makes things worse.

If an approved third runway is built, it would add an extra 4.3 million tons of pollution to the planet’s atmosphere and worsening the climate crisis.

This will just make regular people annoyed.

Sure, except for the part where a drone through an engine intake is bad for engines.

This will just make regular people annoyed. Better to stand outside 10 Downing street and yell at Boris every time he shows his face.

Air travel is among the hardest sources of carbon emissions to get rid of simply because there’s no alternative to carbon-heavy jet fuel.

The Nobel Peace Prize is handed out by the Norwegians so as a Swede her odds are long, but probable, possibly. Sorry to bring Midwestern inter-scandinavian barb tossing into this awesome story. I promise not do that again.

I was the kind of kid that would have begged my dad to put Ben Hur spikes on the tires. And he was the kind of dad that would have done it.