“spooky like an Italian,” is killing me.  

Now I’m forever doomed to imagine H.P. Lovecraft having the voice of Tina Belcher.

Am I too slow with this?

What I don’t understand is why everyone is so fixated on that single moment where Sandmann is face-to-face with Phillips and his shit-eating smurk, completely ignoring everything that went on leading up to that point.

Just going to throw this out there...this school is only a few miles from where I grew up, they were rivals of ours in sports.

Roll Fizzlebeef!
Gristle McThornbody!
Big McLargehuge
Blast Hardcheese!

If you just gave the whailing kid the pound of chocolate that it wants, it would stop crying. It’s your fault, too.

One side is more responsible than the other. One side is reasonably negotiating and the other initially took his ball and went home and then later said “give me everything I want now and I promise to do something in the future” (which given his track record would be quite a leap of faith)

Centrists truly are worse than anyone in the White House or their supporters, because they actually think they’ve thought through these issues, come to a sensible conclusion, and take pride in their amazing ability to see the strings that control the system(tm). In other news, the sun rose today. 

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

The House will not end the shutdown because we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Both sides eh? Why won't you be tolerant of our intolerance!

American Evangelicalism = The lowest form of Christianity.

Yes, Dems can end the shutdown by caving to a hostage taker to make a destructive policy proposal a destructive reality, in exchange for nothing but the release of hostages (setting a precedent of rewarding hostage taking) despite the fact that he said the shutdown wasn’t the Dems fault on live TV and America agrees.

I totally agree that Pence, who lies to cover up injustice, who’s smug moral superiority manifests in oppressing innocent people, is the opposite of what Christ taught. But on the other hand, he’s the best example of what it is to be a white fundie evangelical Christian in America. He’s the perfect embodiment of every…

I don’t think pre-hair-transplant Elon went to many parties

Take your enlightened centrist malarkey elsewhere.

Counterpoint: shut the fuck up. The Republicans controlled both chambers for two years. It’s this important now? More important than paying TSA and Coast Guard employees, who are also part of border security?

I like how people who listen to “Mr. Jones” can believe in “false-flag operations” and “gay frogs,” but Russia interfering in an election is too implausible.