I thought that, too, but I think MMPC doesn’t want to wast time on PornHub sifting through all the commercially-produced, cock-slapping, women-denigrating, two-and-a-half minute jerkoff fodder clips.

I think that girl should just give me a call.  I’m great at not quite giving orgasms.

buddy you sound cool as hell. did you put sunglasses on when you turned it off?

Not really about the amount of sentences. More about the content of said sentences. In this case, numbered is right, the commenter in question literally gave 5 minutes time to what quickly becomes a complex, layered narrative that ends up being around 5 hours in all. That’s like reading the first page of a novel and…

Says way more about you than it does about the episode.

Thank you for sharing. Very informative.

FUCK YOU I DON’T!

...there might be some professional reviewer, somewhere, who’s out there gestating slowly on their “Actually, it’s very good!” take...

Hello darkness, my old friend

What was “The Kinja Caffeine Spider” doing “victim blaming in the AV Club comments”?

Oh my god...the pity party! Hey Biff, as a guy who draws a government paycheck, fuck you! Cry me a river, you pompous shitbag.

I halfway expected the shot to pan out to reveal he's carving up a teenage boy.

You know how there is a row of Suggested Friends occasionally on the Facebook app that you scroll through horizontally?  One time, it was a row of 8 failed OK Cupid dates.  Not people I chatted with, but exactly 8 women I took out and did not have a second date with.  It was my Facebook is Creepy moment.  Plus, come…

Was he going for

Colbert is right, I could not hear a word Stephen Miller was saying as I was transfixed by his hair. I mean, what the actual fork, man?

I mean, theoretically, even an actual pornography productions should have standards for professionalism... The problem isn’t the content of the show here.

No. It's staged for publicity. 

Holy shit Rihanna.

I have this theory that Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson only read their parts and not the entire script before they sign on.  Honestly it’s the only way I can explain their participation.

“he’s seen Love fucking Actually too many goddamn times”