No kidding! I keep hoping that they open up round 2 for additional funding. They have my 15 bucks!

I am very disappointed that I missed the narrow window to contribute to this thing.

I can certainly speak to the falseness of that tweet. I’ve never known your ex-wife to accept money.

A similar thing happened to me. It was my divorce attorney who wrote “My ex-wife is a dirty, dirty whore” on my Twitter account.

A couple quick thoughts.

The number of people I’ve worked with who were practically salivating about the collapse of society has always terrified me. I’m not saying they would destroy society but I’m not convinced they would even push a button to stop it. They all think they would come out on top.

I love that the greatest fantasy for conservative Christians is the fall of civilization so they can start murdering the unclean heathens.

This fucking clinches it. This weekend I’m going to start writing a faith-based screenplay about the most over-the-top series of conservative cliches imaginable because clearly nothing is too on the nose or pandering for these people.

I don’t think he’s using the right calibre of flower there. Those rifles clearly require 5.56 roses.

Fill the guns with seeds and shoot ‘em into the ground, I reckon.

If we’re supposed to beat swords into plowshares, what’re we supposed to do with guns? I mean, other than shoot shit that makes God mad?

If that wasn’t Chris Pratt, then who is sleeping on my couch and using my credit cards? Dear god, I better get home...

I get tired of mentioning this, but hey! Remember when Howard Dean screamed “YEEEAAAHHHH!” to a noisy and crowded hall of his supporters and that was enough to derail his candidacy for president? Or when Virginia governor George Allen, rising star of the Republican party, lost his race for senate after using an…

Holy fuck you’re an awful person.

“He is a very successful person, and I admire his hard work and how he made it to get the highest position,”

yeah, the fucking tragedy of...people staying too long in one place...in public...awful, just awful

Have you considered that the people most likely to be sympathetic to homeless people are also the people least likely to be able to afford to support another human being?

Fuck off

You’re a sad sack of shit.

We should consider the horrifying reality that, to most Americans, “the homelessness problem” does not refer to the suffering of the people who are living on the streets; rather, it consists of the inconvenience of having to look at them.