“Still blaming Russia...”

Your point might scan better if the person who won wasn’t also all of those things, in addition to being barely literate and a serial sexual abuser.

Case in point- as a teenager, I got lost on a mountain for a few days while hiking. As search and rescue led me down the mountain to civilization, news cameras were shoved in my face, and I was asked what I would do when I got home. “Eat a nice piece of toast” was my answer.

The only thing i can say is that the “but her emails” meme is one of the funniest in internet history. My personal favorite is from Reddit.

She was just trying to scare people away from the White House by making them believe it was haunted by a hideous orange goblin, so she could dig for the Civil War gold hidden beneath it.

Well, you do have to adjust the numbers to account for the fact that Florida makes everyone insane.

I can’t wait until 45 peels off his orange mask to reveal that it was Hillary under there all along. Scooby and the gang will be so shocked!

Funny. I once worked at a Miami restaurant with staff from all across the world. The subject of moon landing conspiracies came up and I said it would be impossible to fake such a feat multiple times given the many people involved. People looked at me like I was crazy. Many thought the US had only been there once. So…

Lol, I don’t think I ever pointed out that the look he loved so much was achieved by lipstick and liner.

Ahahahahahahahaha oh god, I die because it’s true. Did he ever learn the truth, or did you release him to the wild naivety intact?

A few years ago, I was messing around with this guy who one day says he doesn’t really like lipstick. So the next time he came over, I very carefully made my lips up to look super juicy and kissable, in a “natural” pinkish color that only an idiot would think my lips really are. Guess who was all like “Your lips look…

I just lol’ed at this article and questioned if it took off no-makeup makeup.

Why do you care what a female colleague does with her face or what she looks like without make-up on? You should probably start thinking of an excuse now for the inevitable harassment complaint.

“Did you get a haircut?” —my boyfriend after I put on a bit of eyeliner

I’ve been married for almost 10 years and just last year I blew my husband’s mind when I told him I fill in my eyebrows. He literally saw me like an hour before that with no brows. His reaction:

Most men have no idea what they’re talking about when they claim to know anything about the makeup women are wearing. That “natural” look of that model? It’s makeup.

You downloaded to take makeup off of this woman’s face with it?

I can’t imagine that an 8th grader doesn’t know what eye shadow is. They have television. Television has commercials. They also know women—mothers, sisters. Surely you aren’t saying that it’s normal for American humans, even boys, to not understand that it is makeup that turns a person’s eyelids purple one day and…

I know some dudes who have really strong opinions about how much/what kind of makeup women should wear. I never understood why. Sometimes women with makeup are attractive to me, sometimes women with little or no makeup are attractive. And it’s never been a deal breaker either way. My girlfriend genuinely enjoys…

If it’s coming from Russia, I find it far more likely that this is just another app to populate their facial recognition databases.