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Both.

I gotta wonder, is headbutting indicative of hard fucking, or just incompetent fucking?

Imagine having this much energy to be an asshole on the internet for no reason

Wow, you seem like a pretty genuinely awful person. I was going to say more, but no that suffices. You’re awful.

Go fuck yourself.

“People arent allowed to speak publicly about how someone hurt them because the person who hurt them might get hurt.”

Points!

A Theory of Animals

I try to avoid listening to Donald Trump’s voice, but on a Wednesday in mid-May, I watched the video of a statement

Welcome to Rapture, Valve.

For a little clarity, all the stuff they talk about in the reveal video sounds really, really good. The weapon slot changes, new mod system, the return of random rolls, new supers, etc., etc. It all sounds like it could be really exciting.

Which is exactly why I will wait until I’m done with all the other big fall

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

The best part of his response blog post on Barstool is where he pretends to not want his fans to harass the shit out of you. “Please don’t use this to harass Laura Wagner,” he says, knowing that many of that site’s readers are too dense to have come up with the idea to do that without him reminding them.

Being one of, if not the most well known personalities on a national media and entertainment outlet but also TOTALLY SEPARATE AND NOT THE SAME as the founder/another well known personality at the outlet is not a line you can walk for that long. Eventually you have to say “look, Barstool sucks and I am making fun of it

I assume this will get its own dedicated Dead Letters.

And, as she points out, Barstool uses the clout, mainstream acceptance, and ratings he provides to clean up their image. He’s an active part of this.

Sorry, but you don’t get to be a poster boy for an entire brand without being complicit in that brand’s behavior.

Like most open secrets, this was easily discoverable by looking at the talk page on his Wikipedia article.

Reading the shit in the grays for this post makes me feel so alive, which is ironic because most of the grays are stoolies wishing Laura would get AIDS.

I’ve loved his schtick since the KSK days, but Laura’s correct with that Colbert/Fox analogy. We have to draw the line somewhere, and it’s probably long past time we stopped trying to separate him from Barstool.