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His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

Whether on Earth or planet Harambe, I just won’t pay retail price.

This is a freakin awesome article! You captured everything about Trump that journalists that follow him have only been scratching the surface but always allowing him to slink away. No network or political opponent has been able to dedicate resources to present all of the facts that you gathered here. Maybe he gets…

Basically, Briles may be both a fall guy and a complete sack of shit. Seems like the most likely scenario.

Okay but why the stupid redesign? Why reinvent the wheel? Spiderman’s costume is perfectly fine on its own.

What’s really telling is not only how big the NFL is but how small time the UFC still is in the eye of the sports fan. Dana White probably believes he has a vice grip on the sport when in reality nobody gives enough of a fuck about his sport to swiftly knock him off his pedestal.

I love the idea that these despicable people rushed home after plopping down $50-$60 on a brand new game and were instantly banned again. “I’ve spent $200 on this game, and I can’t play it! I just want to be able to cheat and feel superior to others while simultaneously ruining the game for everyone else. Is that too…

No, he owns the Wizards.

Even if a survivor chooses to speak or take other actions to support their healing, we must not publicly comment in a way that could compromise student confidentiality or inadvertently discourage future students from coming forward.

Burn it to the ground. It’s surprising enough she got a conviction out of a football player in Texas. Hopefully she gets fuck-you rich off of this and these football factories masquerading as places of learning might think twice before minimizing a victim of the environment they created.

It seems like most of the time they don’t if they feel their side is justified, so I don’t understand it in this case. A lot of times companies will do it because the person actually said something really offensive. In this case, though, the people who are mad about this are creepy. Who the hell argues in favor of the…

I’m glad that my life isn’t so empty that the free time I have away from work and taking care of my family aren’t squandered by being a huge asshole in a video game.

Can I shorten that statement?

The condescension Berners show for minorities who don’t support their king is embarrassing. “I can’t believe these brown people are too stupid to figure out what’s good for them!”

100% endorsed. I’m a Sanders supporter, but this is the correct answer. Electing Obama didn’t End Racism or anything like that, but it is proof that getting involved in the system can work. You can get elected and you can make a difference once you do.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Patty Crawford is a nice woman but Title IX in general is trash. I was raped last year in April and I went to title IX the day after it happened and at first she was nice and helped me get in contact with counseling services, student life services, and other resources but it was mostly because I was asking for the…