I feel like there’s been a movie about this before, is that wrong?

I LOVE IT! Sad that the media still equates fat women with every thing wrong with humanity. And that fat shamers continue to insist that fat people deserve to die with only their pets and diabetes for company.

‘Go ahead. I’m going to get myself a 30-year-old boyfriend. But just remember, 30 goes into 70 a lot more times than 70 goes into 30.’”

Yeah, good point, interesting article, mirrors the cuurent landscape except now we’d all be Photoshopped and social media-shamed, blah blah blah.... BUT:

Oh my god that joke... I love it!

Unpopular Opinion: Michael Strahan doesn’t owe her shit. I get that no one told you, but that’s on ABC not him. Are you his boss? no. You don’t fuck his wife and you don’t feed his kids, so get the fuck away from him with this petty bullshit. It’s such bullshit that he essentially got promoted and then you threw a…

Mythbusters and Alton Brown did it better, mainly because of the Bitchin’ Caddy Convertible they used

F = Effin’ big
G = Goddang those are big.
H = Holy mackrel, they’re huge.
I = I don’t know how you can walk.
J = Jeezus preserve us!
K = “OK, so they make coffee, right? heh-” (Laughter terminated by the swift and painful death of the speaker.)

Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.

How do you kiss for days on end without having sex? Like seriously how does that happen (if you are attracted to your kissing partner)? I can’t kiss my boyfriend for ten seconds without wanting to head to the bone zone. HOW IS THIS DONE. Did he have an erection for the first two hours? I need more details.

I am a ride or die maxxinista!!! I get high off good deals on stuff!

I posted this below but I’m gray, like the bag. With an additional sale code, I got it for $100. Aw yiss.

This is an outrage! Outrage!!

No kidding.

I heard the worst part is that he was cheating on her with some chicken head.

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

Len’s piece was a samba.

My six year old twins were watching this and they woke up this morning as lesbians!111!!

I had seen this movie SO many times growing up, then one day when I was in late high school or college, I put it on and was confused... why were they on a farm? I realized I had never actually seen the beginning because I always just put it on whenever it was on TV.

I hope that salt is organic Mallorcan sea salt crystals infused with wild herbs and Catalan dreams?