..don’t talk to your neighbor, green eggs and ham!

To deliver my daughter in the DC metro area, which other than an IV and a short term fetal monitor involved the doctor putting his book down for 10 minutes to catch her... $+20,000 charged to my insurance. We literally showed up at 10:30p, baby at 2a.

this is a man who made the soundtrack to a campy batman movie more listenable than most of top 40 radio - one does oneself a disservice only listening to singles or chart hits

a-u-t-o-matic

I’m so used to not having shit that I posted that out of reflex. My mother recently gifted me an asset that I want to go back to her in the event of my sudden death. I need to take care of that and thanks for reminding me.

Just gals being pals.

Obviously Drumpf was celebrating that he was going to get the nomination and did a little to much partying before getting on the magic internet box.

I am getting ALL verklempt up in my office

OMG. Any dad of a daughter has experienced that exact moment - that unbridled glee and joy when SHE sees you, RUNS to you, and grabs you full on. And as a dad... you envelope your daughter and... pick her up! My god. And then... her HANDS ON HER HIPS... and... he did the same! It’s too much. Too much. That man, is…

I can confirm that an Obama hug is the best hug. Except I was way less composed for it despite being twice this girl’s age.

Turned his hearing aids off

^THIS! THIS! THIS is a huge issue in our community. Sexual and domestic violence are prevelant and we are constantly encouraged to “ride or die” for black men. Yet we end up literally dying at their hands. I am enraged by this. When I was about 16 my mom’s brother attacked my 18 year old sister and I. We were trying…

This is terrible I read about it earlier and I feel like especially in this case it has a lot to do with race. Black women are constantly told we need to protect our black brothers and that is fine and dandy until a girl gets raped and then is told to protect her attacker because she shouldn’t want to put a black man…

There’s a rumour that her secret daughter is pregnant so Janet is going to raise her grandchild as her own.

Was the funding enough? What other technologies were needed? Were there permits needed? Did they have to communicate with several jurisdictions? How large is the staff that handles all this? What is the relationship of Tribal law enforcement and American law enforcement (a majority of the time it is not good)? How…

The Amber Alert was definitely NOT sent at 2:30 P.M. - it was sent at 2:30 A.M. I’m in New Mexico and it woke everyone I know up.

Basically...and unsurprisingly.

I think they’re saying it’s because of the extremes they made them go to, and the short time period. Which is something I’ve always disliked about the show.

Your goal should be to lose 1-2 lbs a week. The problem with the biggest loser is they are losing too much weight too fast, and fucking up their metabolism. You want to lose weight in a healthy manner you do it slowly, but that doesn’t make for as good TV as “ermegerd you lost 15 lbs your first week!!!"

I was about 50 pounds down from my 2012 post baby weight before I got pregnant again. I lost it steadily over more than a year while also exercising regularly and becoming more muscular. It would have made terrible television, but I didn’t have to starve myself to keep it off. The difference is I didn’t go on a diet.…