Agree completely. Personally, I think it’s just easiest to teach your kid to address adults by the formal Mr/Ms and then let the adult in question tell the child to “Call me First Name” or whatever.

I work at HP Enterprise Services (HPES) and I can confirm what showbiz2 to has said. Not only are they looking at the card swipes, but they are also sending some jackwad to do roll call. There are rumors that they are checking VPN logs for people that are working from home.

Exactly, there are a lot of hot people here and not a lot of loyalty. When my boyfriend and I broke up he was fucking my friend within days. As Pete Holmes said on his podcast the other day, if you don’t have a steady stream of cash going into your bank account reminding you why you’re here it’s the quickest place to…

Same. When I was living in NYC, I fell into a deep depression because if I went out to a bar, I was NEVER, ever hit on. Not once. No one I met at work every approached me either. It was beyond difficult to even conceive of dating. I felt so subpar and inferior - just so far from the ideal beauty in both Manhattan and…

*high five for a fellow Not Conventional person*

I read an article about women on men DV in Ireland. Women “withholding sex” was considered psychological abuse, the main form of domestic violence men suffer.

No one could do better then you.

If you aren’t very attractive or don’t have a very good body, you might as well have ebola as far as dating in LA is concerned. That is why everyone is starving and drinking green juice and doing yoga. You think everyone in LA wants to be healthy? No. They wants parts and they want to fuck. It’s a world of misery. Hi…

In their rush to discredit and vilify feminists, they tend to forget about domestic violence within same-sex relationships, though.

I own 3 stethoscopes, and used all of them during the course of my bedside nursing career. I bought the first one when I was accepted into nursing school, since it was part of the “required uniform” for student nurses. If I showed up to clinicals without it, I would be sent home. When I graduated and accepted a…

Ginger ale is amazing and I love it so.

Never had that! I will have to try it if I come across it.

Pundit? More like pundidn’t.

The first time my bestie flew she was with me, she started freaking out so badly I couldn’t keep her still and we hadn’t even taken off we were just then taxying to our runway. Being an amazing friend I did what any reasonable person would do:

You should have messed with them. I was walking through the feminine hygiene/birth control aisle of Albertson’s one day and I ran across a couple of teenagers holding hands while staring at the condoms trying to decide which ones to buy. I was carrying my year-old daughter at the time so as I passed them I said “avoid…

Not gonna lie. I got laid GOOD yesterday. But I’m married so I didn’t have to walk anywhere afterwards.

I’m not day-drinking, so here’s a sober confirmation: this was fucking brilliant.