"so and so likes you" or "wanna go out sometime? Lol jk" are the worst pranks and anyone who does those is a compete scumbag. I've had a couple of those. You never really fully recover your faith in people after that. :/

Sanctioned cruelty is a good name for what a lot of people do. Even in reading a lot of these comments it seems that way. Just because someone feels relief after finding out that what you told them wasn't true doesn't mean it wasn't mean to put them mentally through it. Or in your case there was no relief.

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

A kid who was late to my class once said that he was helping someone out of a burning building. I laughed and told him to take a seat. You have to begrudgingly admire someone with the chutzpah to try to pull off such a dumb and blatantly made up excuse.

My brother and his (then) wife were already in town for our wedding. They were staying in the same hotel as my parents and my sister and all the other wedding guests. Come the wedding, though, they were a no-show and had checked out of the hotel. Asked for an explanation, he said "I forgot where the wedding was taking…

My husband's excuse for not putting away the dishes out of the dishwasher: "I don't know where they go."

I had a roommate who was supposed to go to a going away party for someone she didn't particularly give a shit about, so the excuse she gave? "I have to wash my sneakers."

I tried to call in "ugly"once. I told my boss I had a cold sore that went wild and my face look very, well, damaged and, as the front desk person, I thought I should stay home. He had me come in any way, took one at look at me, and conceded that, yes, maybe I could have the day off.

"The only reason I don't have a hard-on is because I had a Snickers earlier today!"

It's not the bias cut that bothers me, but I think that it actually joins awkwardly. It looks like there are actually a couple of pleats in the front, or some very awkwardly placed darts, and the way one side stays fitted right along the hip while the other poofs out...the whole thing seems to be 2 ideas that just…

I think it's Vanessa Hudgens. Although she is not from a poor country, her mom is. She had some acting jobs before she turned 19, but that was when she got her big break in High School Musical. She appeals to the kid demographic and is on TV a lot. She is 26 years old.

As someone who works in the production industry and sees all the BS that the "very famous" stars really do put up with, I don't blame her at all for feeling unhappy. Fame is great to watch from a distance, but when you get up close to it and see what it entails, it is a horrorshow that I would never want to have for…

Sorry everyone. I went through 7 (YES, SEVEN) whole pages of Perez Hilton's website combing for possible answers, and nothing fits.

"Kylie Jenner should be in sixth period biology right now instead of flexing like a grown woman on Instagram"

You think we can put him in a time machine and fastword him 30 years? I would love a man that understand me and naturally know how to fix bad days! Wine... Wine is always the answer! You just have to ask the right questions!

they're just mad bc one of the greatest pined for a black woman.

Not loving the way the skirt joins the bodice, but otherwise, full of like.

Right and look at that hair!

I thought The Guardian piece was very interesting. I see some commenters sneering and calling Pridgon a "starfucker" and I don't get that at all. Tales of people's sexual exploits are the best. From Greek mythology onward, most famous literature is basically a catalogue of who fucked who.