I won an "Ugly Holiday Sweater" contest at work this week with this sweater.

And, "Don't bring me back no little switch either. Or I'll go get one myself and you don't want that. Go on girl, go get yer switch 'cause I'm about to tan your hide."

Arkansas grandma said the most granny-like thing possible: "Run outside and get me a switch"

Check out the woman behind her. That woman looks like she is ready to knock seven shades of shit out of Amy Pascal.

Angelina Jolie's death stare, shade or not, gives me fucking life. That is a bitch who will not be trifled with, and that glare is ice. fucking. cold.

A small but meaningful contribution to the NAACP will do the trick, I think.

There were identical twin brothers who went to my son's preschool. He said to me once, "I wanna play wif Maffew." I said, you mean William and Mathew? He pointed to them and said, "Maffew." In his mind they were either one kid named Maffew, two kids both named Maffew, or the pair of them together was simply…

As a dark skinned woman, not only does this NOT surprise me, but I can relate to it. I've never been suspended at school for anything, but I've been punished for petty shit. When I was 14 my friends and I were playing with markers at a grocery store. This white lady who works there was asking us what we were doing…

just yesterday the FBI said the attack would have beaten 90 percent of companies

Grindr. It's a trap. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

That and my friend who works at Sony says she and her family are getting death threats. Nice.

Sorry, but I think Taylor Swift has all the flavor of a jar of dried out paste. Now, I'm quite alright with her doing her thing, more power to her, its just not my cup of T. But they have lost their damn minds if she is the Person of the Year.

Several jobs ago, I ordered a sushi appetizer at a nice company dinner. The president/CEO's secretary (who I later learned was having an affair with him) was a woman of extremely limited education and experience, and she was hyper-aware of this fact and constantly paranoid that other people were making fun of her. She…

My opinion is that something horrible happened to Jackie. I don't know if it was a three-hour gang rape by seven guys, as she told RS, or being forced into oral sex by a smaller number, as she originally told her friends. But she's consistently said she was raped by multiple people, she was clearly traumatized, and…

Eep I know I'm replying to this super late, but I just wanted to say that your post is awesome and resonates with me right now — I have long dreads and I'm going back to school for IT. Right now I work in a super conservative accounting office and always feel kind of self-conscious about my hair, even though no one…

I'll bring the juice boxes.

My 40th birthday is next week. Tomorrow we are celebrating with a few friends and their kids by going bowling and eating pizza.

I like to make biscuits from scratch when I'm drunk. That's a comfort food, right? Sometimes I fry a couple over easy eggs for 'em, too; let the yolk get all up in that flaky, crumby goodness.

Alright, here is my Robin S story. I started DJing in the SF Bay Area back in 1989. I did night clubs, bars, restaurants, raves, house parties, garage parties, birthday parties, weddings and even high school dances. During the same time, I also went out to clubs, raves, etc several nights per week. Although I…