Can you imagine trying to be in the same room with someone wearing that much Jean Nate??

Jean Nate will always remind me of under the sink in my grandmother's guest bath. I couldn't stand Love's Baby Soft, but I really liked their Fresh Lemon and Rain scents back in the day. My high school signature scent was Cachet, which my best friend also wore and it smelled completely different on her.

This is my all time favorite:

He's Minnesotan. She should have brought Hotdish.

I feel like it would be so exhausting to do anything with the Knowles clan. Every moment having to be aware of your hat being at a just-so jaunty angle, staring off into the distance trying to appear deep and complex but, y'know, relatable. On my vacations I'm pretty much focused on whether wherever we're at has…

My five year old son once informed my husband and I that he hears us cuddle through his bedroom wall. When I asked what he meant, he became extremely embarrassed and changed the subject. Having our own horrific memories of parental sexy time, we knew changing the subject would not erase the memory burned into our…

I remember being , 6 or 7 and any time my parents wanted sexy times, they'd go for a "nap" while we were watching cartoons.

Madison is one of my former students! This makes my heart so happy to see this. I see lots of comments about how her parents must be doing the right thing; her Mom is a single parent, so it's a feminist AND urban education win!

I managed to convince my entire family, my cousins, aunts and uncles, and my grandparents to not shop on Black Friday. Instead, I'm taking them out to go to the National Mall instead.

Crossing my fingers for you! Apartment hunting an the application process is the pits.

The 1980s. When there was enough Aqua Net in the atmosphere to slow the rotation of the earth.

DANCING!

AWWWWWWWWW YEAH

I love seeing old people made happy.

My grandma's favorite drink was margaritas. In the nursing home, she had a bottle of mix, but, you know, it wasn't the real deal. A year before she passed away, my husband and I traveled cross-country to see her. We smuggled in a bottle of tequila and made her proper margaritas. She…

Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

That steak one actually made me have to put down my coffee. Ugh...

Poor Arby's....save a man from immolation, and he will still choose Taco Bell.

Eww. Just eww. As a JHS teacher, allow me to be very clear: if a student shows any kind of inappropriate interest (and sometimes they do), YOU BE THE ADULT. You tell them it is not appropriate. You arrange for the two of you to never be alone in the same space. You let your department head/supervisor/administrators…