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It really is the best way to handle it. To erase it and present a sanitized version of the past would be false.

I'm due to deliver two weeks after Halloween. Did you know they have the same slutty costumes for pregnant women? Slutty Pregnant Raggedy Anne? Why, God, why?

Would like to add that "bikini season" is bullshit too. First of all, I have a problem with people "dieting" for certain events. Not only are you putting unnecessary stress on yourself but I learned in one of my college course that it increases you chance of getting heart disease in the future. Second of all, unless

I assumed in the weeds was derived from the golfing term - basically meaning you're fucked/hard to find a way out.

I'm not sure Jennifer has to worry about being turned on in the way Anne was. I think part of what made Anne a target is how...sincere and earnest she seems. Not that Jennifer is a phoney or something, but I get the impression that she's much more savvy about her image and what she puts out there for the world to see,

My father would play Billy Idol's Rebel Yell for me all throughout my childhood. The entire album. It is so special to me. The first car I ever drove was a Buick with bench seats that I was so stoked about (in the late 90s and early 20000, I was even more obsessed with the 70s/80s then I am now ) and I had found the

Now playing

Cradle of Love is high on the list of "Random Songs that Entered My Head and Now I Must Listen to Them." I was 13 when I first saw this video. Oh, classic MTV.

I can't get rid of the things myself. I use them as trashbag liners for the bathrooms in my house.

Thing we learned today: when you put Denzel and Queen Latifah in one room, that room reaches near-lethal levels of likability.

Loose vagina is just what men say to make themselves feel better about having a skinny penis.

I will deconstruct the shit out of this:

So basically, women have more realistic expectations, thus their expectations are more frequently realized.

Um, the second letter writer's guy is a piece of shit. Caring for someone with ALS is spectacularly and singularly difficult, physically and emotionally. Never waste another minute of your life interacting with that man, and do look into a visiting nurse. You need time for yourself, whether it feels like it or not.

I consider myself a Christian, but my husband and I have done exploring in some of this area of swingdom (never actually done it but toyed with the idea). My husband (an agnostic) asked how I felt about this with my faith. I thought long and hard (no pun intended) and the way I saw it was is that we weren't hiding

Wow!

This is sweet little old lady for "Go fuck yourselves, smug internet pricks" and it is awesome.

Wow, I can't tell you how much I relate to this... and I am a man. My mother is still a fucking twig. And actually I am quite thin, too. She's a mean judgmental person when it comes to weight. And around my house, growing up, all "bad" things were brought back to weight: Didn't get good grades? "Maybe you should spend

Tell them no, Tell them no

I hate Kyle. He better get it together now or he is profoundly fucked. My 12 year old stepdaughter asked for a four wheeler for Christmas because her stepdad got one and we sang her our Frozen remix called "Do you want to go to college?" Kyle would've bought the stupid thing and then blamed the outdoor recreation