I wish I could share the pictures of my Nana and PopPop in their swim gear circa 1925 in Atlantic City. Nana was a bit of a "naughty girl", and PopPop was her anchor to reality.

Pro tip: If you have to find another word to describe what you're doing so that you don't sound racist, you're probably doing something racist.

This happened well before my time (early 1970s), but here is the story I heard:

This happened at my sister's wedding about 15 years ago, and it was at a country club. The groom's aunt was trying to start an argument with my mom over some dumb shit to do with the engagement party. Management asked the aunt to leave and as they were escorting her and her family out, her son (21 years old) came up…

See what happens when you request "The Rains of Castamere" for the father/daughter dance?

One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…

These guys always make me think of more skeevy/evil versions of Quagmire

I want to see this as an actual menu item at BK:

I'm very glad that I'm not the only person that is upset about Panera's portion sizes. I'm going to rant for a bit, if you don't mind.

Whatever.

The unexpected fees sometimes associated with public schools are oftentimes prohibitive for certain families. I remember being ridiculed by my math teacher on a daily basis and eventually booted down to the lower class (which I had already passed) because the TI-whatever calculator was just a completely impossible…

I have threatened a man who told my daughter she had "nice titties". She was 11 yrs old. She was not an early developer or busty. She looked like a tween who was starting to develop breasts. My sister and I lost it. I'm not proud but I'm not sorry either.

Isn't is terrifying? I remember being 12 and these old skeezies following me around in a store. Scared me to death.

god, I'm sorry. I HATE that nothing has changed since I was a preadolescent and dudes started creeping on me. Please feel free to actually threaten men who are staring at your daughter.

the part about the "age appropriate church clothes" makes me sad. it doesn't matter if a child was running around naked—perverts have no right to expose children to their repugnant filth of existence.

I think it means *just short of* encouraging pedophilia.

He is all but encouraging pedophelia.(sic)

I don't know Stacey Oristano, but I do know that I like the way she thinks. That just cracked me right the heck up.