In other news, the couple in this stock photo is HAWT. Fire all the engines hot.

Key and Peele outlined a possible scenario for us:

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok I admit, she sounds like she wasn't the best employee, what with only producing some of the minutes and all. However, I am a public service employee for a local government and you would not believe the NIMBY bullshit we put up with from the public. I once had to explain to a lady that no, sorry,…

I'll take your Black sitcom and raise you another!

♪♫ "Na na na ... gonna have a good time!" ♪♫

Oh please. Get your funk on for Christ sake.

One of my favorites. I like me some classic Billy Joel. Song starts about 30 seconds in or so.

Anyone here old enough to remember Barney Miller? I'm not really into jazz, but this is a great one. Also, The Odd Couple.

FAT ALBERT, the cartoon from the 70's. HEY, HEY, HEY!

Taint necessarily so.

There are literally hundreds of establishments across this country that has servers that "show skin". This guy picks one that doesn't and then implores the owner to change the uniforms so he can have a side of nipples with his nachos. I can safely say this guy lives in the real estate between Scrotumsville and…

I love Opera! And this woman is fantastic! I wanted to be an opera singer when I was younger, and I often regret that I did not pursue that path. This "critic" should be laughed and shamed out of his profession.

They've managed to take promising story lines and great characters and turn the show into a dull, sensationalist mess. Every season my hopes are high, but by the end the stories just haven't come together well enough. Or Sookie has behaved so predictably that it's maddening. Probably my biggest complaint is that the…

A League of Their Own is one of my favorite movies. I can't wait to see Belle. I'm a sucker for gothic era films.

I give wine drinkers the thumbs up - but I can't contribute, I'm allergic to tannins and sulfites...
but my dad has graciously offered to pick up the slack.

I totally hate myself for still clicking on these articles, sigh.

You know, I think she raises an interesting point in this rant. I was overweight in high school and I found it really noticeable that overweight boys had a habit of acting repulsed or even frightened by me. The conventionally good looking guys were usually pleasant or even friendly towards me. It was as if the…

America's obesity epidemic, in my opinion, can be blamed on one thing, and one thing alone: unregulated capitalism.

High fructose corn syrup is in everything because corn is a cash crop and, therefore, cheaper than dirt. So instead of using healthier ingredients, manufacturers rely on corn syrup as a sweetener, and…

I appreciate your grandfather's opinion. I remember talking about Rihanna's penchant for shaking her ass all over the place as empowering and one of my older editors at a different publication said, 'I burned my bra for this?' I laughed, but it's a small example of this conversation. One thing can be some many…

I think the frustration in trying to draw the line of sexual agency is the issues of looking at the individual vs. the group. As in, I as an individual might act provocative because I get a sense of freedom in expressing my sexuality, but if you're talking about female sexual behavior as a whole there is no doubt that…