Hip-hop needs women. Hip-Hop is often too stupid to realize it.

Wait until your 40s, they're kind of awesome. I want to write a parody Dr. Seuss about it called, "Oh! All The Fucks You Won't Give!"

When I discussed it with Mr. Farce, he actually said, "Well, I mean, okay. I don't even register as a blip on the Kinsey scale, and I'd sleep with David Bowie. You don't turn that down."

Here's my thing as a fat woman.

I would not date him in a box, I would not date him as a fox.

I certainly feel special ;) I always tell my husband that he is having a unique experience as a white man who truly gets a glimpse into the life of a black woman...the laundry (wild!), the back-to-school nights (exotic!), the flea control medicine for the cat (shut yo mouth!)! His tell all book is going to sell -2…