Maybe Terry McMillan has never had the perfect Tuna Melt on Sourdough with avocado. Sandwich of the Gods. She has no idea what she's missing.

As the mother of a ten year old daughter who is mercifully conservative in her dress and mannerisms, I understand why this father did what he did. It might not be something I might have done, but fear makes for strange reactions to provocation.

It's stuff like this that is precisely the reason I've always stayed out of the Big Girl clubs. As much as I like to dance, these places are filled with guys that feel like they are doing you a favor by just talking to you, forget about getting to know you, or respecting you as a person. I am a big woman, although I…

They are LATE! Jack in the Crack is already doing a version of this:

Doggone you! I laughed so hard my son knocked on my door to ask me what was wrong!

Joe Budden has a point.

I was going to say something similar, in that whatever problems you have, being in the Hollywood spotlight makes them that much worse. Not to mention the large number of hangers on, and enablers. If they don't have someone around to tell them to put the brakes on the chances go up even higher for an untimely death.

I remember hearing something similar to this years ago. This was because I have a lot of natural bass in my voice, and someone told me that my voice (and at the time, mannerisms) were a tad to masculine. Seeing as I spent most of my childhood as a huge tomboy, that was pretty much that. F0r awhile, I cultivated a…

Lisa Frank could be making all the money by pulling a Sanrio / Hello Kitty thing, making adult versions of their kids lines. Sanrio makes Hello Kitty items that adults would not be embarrassed to be seen using:

Wow.

First, giving honor to Beyoncé, which is at the head of my iTunes playlist,

You will pry my Crock Pot from my cold, dead hands:

Twice in two days?

The family has had to put up a Go Fund Me page to pay for Mary Spears Funeral. http://www.gofundme.com/fhjfgg

This movie is being clowned HUGELY on the Progressive Christians FB page. You know it's going to be bad when you look at the preview, and your first response is "Nope. All the Nopes." Not even for free on cable, which should happen in a week or two.

Giorgio Moroder, FTW! The resemblance is pretty spot on, but they are going to have to dub the vocals. Rowland lacks both the range and power of Donna Summer.

I feel slightly bad for laughing at this. Only slightly. 1/10 would not fuck, and he only got that 1 because of his creative writing ability.

Thanks a lot Jody, for today's earworm:

Thank you for the wonderful memory:

This is clearly something you only eat a small slice of. Once. On your cheat day. Then go vegan for a week or two after just to clear out your system.