Mercifully, we know our ice cream truck dude. He lives in the neighborhood, and he is the only soft serve truck that drives around our neighborhood (the other guy just does the packaged stuff), so he is not terribly unpleasant. I do get tired of my daughter's constant requests for a dollar to run to the truck every…

So glad I live in California. Specifically Southern California. Specifically NOT Orange County. Orange, Riverside, and San Diego Counties are so conservative, it's hard to believe they are actually part of the same state.

The membrane never cooks up as tender as the rest of it. Without the membrane, you can get that super tender, bite through, professional quality rib. Which I got today. :)

How freakin' cool is it to have your birthday on a national holiday? Happy Birthday, Malia! Celebrate, and the entire country celebrates with you...

If I could find this, I would SO get one for my daughter before she starts school in August:

The gif(s) that keep on giving...

Miracle Whip / Beard. Please and Thank you.

Because goodness only knows there are far too few shows about men and their issues on television... /sarcasm

Depending on the type of hair, water can make the hair dry out completely, and with naturally coarse tightly coiled hair like my daughters, combing it becomes a near impossibility, and takes a great deal of patience. It you have used thermal styling methods (hot comb or flat iron), water will make your hair go right…

You ain't the only one! The gal that comes to my daughter's daycare is good, but SOOOOOOOO flaky! My sister has had to find a different braider almost every year. A good braider is incredibly hard to find...

Actually, the timing of this post is perfect. Summertime is when most women are looking to get their hair braided in order to be able to fully enjoy the warmer weather and water activities without the constant worry about exactly what to do with/about their hair. I get my daughters 4C hair braided into individual…

Hats off to you from this soon to be 43 year old!

Database go BOOM! jk

Same here, and this is already booked for next summer. Lucky for me my job sells discount movie tickets with no expiration date, so I will be set when opening day comes around.

This sounds exactly like my 10 year old. Did you notice that everything you were supposed to sign that day suddenly appears right around bedtime? As well as homework that they "accidentally" forgot to do? Or that's when they finally decide that they are hungry, and can't possibly go to bed before they eat one more…

Going only on what I've heard, most Q's tend to be athletes anyway. I've known a few in my life, only a couple were branded, most were at least a little crazy, but they were pretty cool for the most part.

Let the hate-watching begin...

So what your basically saying is that I REALLY need to write that blog post take down of exactly how HBO allowed them to turn the campy fun of True Blood into the Who is Sookie Fucking This Year, and Fuck Story and Character: Let's Just Look at Pretty Nekkid People Having Sex show. Subtitle How to Ruin a Perfectly…

WTAF?!?!?!?!?! My daughter loves Hello Kitty. She is 10.

I'm just impressed that you were able to translate from Ratchett to Pentecostal, then from Pentecostal to English. Since I stopped hanging out my ratchett translating skills have gotten rusty. Kudos to you for your excellent powers of recall.