If they offset do we have to replay the anthem? I for one am in favor of this solution as it will result in Gene Steratore having to suppress his laughter while having to announce the off-setting penalties and that we will replay the anthem.

OK, gotcha. My interpretation of Moss’ acting of this episode is that she’s playing it totally differently than “June.” She has become “Offred” fully in this episode. Broken, devoid of hope and willing to just let herself be used. June would have kept the miscarriage a secret to stick it to Serena, but Offred simply…

This guy wins the Louis Gohmert Award For Thinkin’ Real Hard About Stuff.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

“The old Sadie can’t come to the phone right now. Why? ‘Cause she’s dead!”

How the hell you gonna come for someone else’s looks and you look like this???

Overlaying white print on top of his white jersey. One could say that graphic design is not exactly his forte

Flowers in the Arctic

Where I come from, most forwards hang out with shooting guards.

You damn SJWs conveniently ignore the fact Schiano knows more about how to staph a locker room than you ever will.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Final Jeopardy should have been “Name a football team. Any team, and you will win.”

“Those comments were made without having any knowledge I would ever be here”

So it’s cool to say this about a woman only if you aren’t going to meet her/be her cohost??? okay wtf kind of logic is that.

Oh, trust me, I knew this was happening. I told half my contact list that Andy Reid is better with a 3 point lead than a 14 point lead during the 2nd quarter. I knew the dick kicking was coming, and I’m too fucking stupid to get out of the way. I tell everyone I know that they’re winding up, and then pull a Ric Flair…

That’s probably the second best line in the video after “Leeeeerrrrrooooyyyyyy MmmmmmJjjjeeeennnnkkkkiiiinnnnsss”.

“I’m comming up with 32.33, repeating of course, percentage of survival”

Exactly! Find the people who made this commercial, encase them in a block of cement with Ajit Pai, and offload them in the middle of the fucking ocean. The Arctic Ocean at that. No one will ever bother to recover their remains then.

Let’s go easy on the new Jags fans.

Well, that’s a bullshit rule.

I think the better lesson is schedule Mercer instead of Oklahoma because it really doesn’t matter who you play as long as you only have 1 loss. I’m a buckeye fan and am actually happy about this, we would of gotten beat by Clemson imo (not as bad as last year but still), and I honestly think Alabama is going to get…

This is the funniest shit ever. Your argument is “how can I be a dick for voting for Trump if SCOTT BAIO also voted for Trump?”

Scott Baio is your example of somebody who couldn’t possibly be a dick.

Jesus Christ. Son, you’ve got some learning to do.