Not enough stars. Have another.

I think I’m going to miss the home button.

How can one be “indifferent” to Mark Wahlberg? He is completely annoying and unlikeable and getting worse with age.

All great points, but that’s also leaving out the fact that the hardware and UI are fucking fantastic. I play a lot of handheld mode not only because I share a TV with my fiance, but because it’s such a well-crafted little device that it’s a joy to use. Curling up with a couple hours of Stardew Valley a night for…

Happily admitting again that I was wrooooooong about the Switch. Congrats to Nintendo, and I’m looking forward to grabbing one.

That’s funny. My friend sent me this a week ago but somehow it didn’t occur to me to send it to Torchinsky. Should have known better.

“Jesus Christ stop fucking shocking me and pull the damn plug already.”

Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

You’re welcome

It’s pretty clear at the end of Thor: The Dark World that Loki has taken over and is disguised as Oden.

I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

 Unnecessary: A Star Wars Story

Some people have suggested riffing on Indiana Jones and going full pulp and I’d love it.

EP3 FTW. I will never sell my baby, glad to see others feel the same :) great article! the only suggestion i have for you is get some duplicolor in matte black, and get rid of the silver interior trim, she looks so much sexier blacked out. will post some before after pics when i get home :)

What a brave woman. Not that I’d want to spend any time with a person like Rusty, but I’m glad someone did just so we can understand why he does what he does. We may not agree with his actions (I certainly don’t), but I appreciate that someone took the time to find out WTF Rusty’s damage is in case it can be fixed.

No it’s not. It’s a thing of beauty.

It’s the weekend and you deserve to relax and cruise around in the finest Dodge minivan 1989 had to offer.

I didn’t even realize this was a DeMuro piece at first because it was so logical...