There are deep psychological explanations for Vontaze Burflict’s behavior. He’s taking out his anger at a world which spellchecks refuse to recognize his name.

Hey, that was my error. I linked to the expensive version. I’ve fixed the link as Taschen also has a $50.00 edition. That’s actually one of the best things about them as a publisher is that while they have high-end editions they also have a mission to create affordable books as well. Sorry about that.

I know...it’s always winning, winning, winning...it gets old. Who do they think they are, having only one season worse than 6-10 since 1970? Pricks

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

“Maybe someone could open the baby gate for Daniel Fells?”

Nothing makes you appreciate Jay Cutler as a quarterback more than watching Jimmy Clausen attempt to be a quarterback.

Saban: What’s the play?

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

It would’ve been awesome had the redemption pic just been a giant middle finger in a suit coat.

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

And he hit Geno Smith after he catfished the Jets into thinking he was an actual QB

I love your writing, Dave, but I definitely skipped straight to Zodiac Motherfucker today. Needed the pure shit.

Saying he was sucker punched implies Smith didn’t throw any punches which I find hard to believe. Most likely he threw some but most of them landed 10 yards past Enemkpali or out of bounds.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Would you prefer it masquerade as news like on some other channels?

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

Pretty sure this is what happened to me that time I ate at Applebee's.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Roger Goodell: [reads Prince Shembo news]
Roger Goodell: [looks wanly toward corner of his office]
Roger Goodell: [looks back to desk]
Roger Goodell: [furrows brow]
Roger Goodell: [sits contemplatively, unsure of punishment]
Roger Goodell: [begins feeling stressed out]
Roger Goodell: [stands up, walks to corner of his…