I mean, Romo was with Jessica Simpson.  Guy’s got a Ph.D. in explaining shit in simple terms.

Deserves better than not playing for Washington? I dare say no one has ever deserved better than that.

O/U on “old saw” references on Deadspin, Dec. 11 2018: 3.5

It’s confusing-- he embraces a cap and cheese at Primanti’s in a similar manner.

The way to accomplish this is simple: We need a federal law banning these sorts of subsidies.

It’s amazing how this team practically won 3 times in spite of the shit job done by management. 

Yes, but can he hit two dozen straight top spin forehands from 15 feet behind the baseline and then pick his shorts out of his ass?

Higher percentage: Warren’s Native American or Kavanaugh’s BAC?

Brady had a good game last night-- that’s cruel.

Somewhat surprisingly, this was the first time the Red Sox have ever clinched the division with a win over the Yankees, according to the Elias Sports Bureau.

Not sure if it’s buried in the comments somewhere, but it’s worth noting that $1,600 in 1978 is over $6,000 today.  I think one could “survive” in Norfolk on that salary.

Nobody is stressing in here, really.

Pretty sure the SF City Council is working up a resolution to prevent this from happening again.

He moved right at the end!  Take your base.

Better than the “thoughts and prayers” most people sent.

Pistol Pete’s still got it!

Are they subsidizing getting trapped in caves?

frankly unsightly creation

They could have gone all 538 on it and updated their preview depending on results as the tourney progressed!