#MJGA

To be fair, any program in America is basically at risk for losing their basketball coach to TCU.

Atta boy.

Guys wanna be him, girls think they can change him!

I can personally vouch that this is true when attending at the invitation of Ken Kendrick. Not sure on the blanket rule for all fans behind home plate— has Marlins guy ever showed up there?

*reads news about politics concerning Raul Mondesi*

Yeah, but Jason Rogers though.

Hotel prices quadrupling after hurricane: Price gouging!

I like APOEL in Group H.

How is this not #1 in the bad ones?!

What’s Seattle doing looking into the Brewers’ spring training facilities?!

*reads article*

+1 Caucasian 

You know their budget is like $30 billion, right? This is a drop in the bucket and ain’t worth the nonsense.

Clearly the Red Sox are cutting the fat for a playoff run.

There is absolutely nothing threatening about Hillary Clinton— which is why she lost to an absolute embarrassment of an opponent in the 2016 presidential election.

“...available once a match...[to] banish an unsightly itch...”

But wait, I don’t like my governor either...

I’d say the greatest irony is Burneko’s description of what’s happening is light years more intriguing than watching the shit in real time.

Sandoval is still overly aggressive at the plate