Oh jesus, the selection process is like high school all over again.

Why do you hate love? You must not be here for the right reasons.

I’m sure the LSU alumni network loves hearing that when she tries to use that connection to get jobs.

Of course, this doesn’t exactly look good when future employers research her either.

To ensure historical accuracy, however, all female knights will be required to compete in bikini armor.

I’m going to go ahead and believe that the tweet in question was either a joke or bait, because it makes me feel better about the real world than to think someone would be reaching that hard, unless they’re just baiting or joking.

shouldn’t anyone in the gaming industry try as hard as humanly possible to avoid anything with -gate in the name, anyway?

I hate to break it to you but besides a very tiny minority of people who follow gaming news day to day nobody knows about or cares about gamergate.

I had no idea that it could have been possibly referencing anything else other than Watergate and had to look up a Five Guys reference to make sure you weren’t talking about the hamburger place, not joking there.

From the discharge statement though, it sounds like the cat’s symptoms are a sign of some medical condition rather than neglect? I know when my dog before last got sick, despite lots of care and attention, he lost a lot of weight and fur. We switched vets and got him the proper medication, and he was recovered within…

mmmhmmm on all dis.

I’m already bored thinking about this show

I feel like, if you turned mayo into people, you'd get these two. They're bland, but acceptable. "Inoffensive," is the best I could get, maybe?

Dear Ben, Go fuck yourself. ( this concludes my mean post for the hour.)

How about this?

Who are these people? I recognize Madonna. I do not recognize any of the names or the alleged publication. LA Weekly sounds like a fake newspaper name from a movie that sounds like it could be a real newspaper.

Who?

Can Americans build walls?

In fairness, managing to come off as bland and inoffensive on a reality TV show is a pretty impressive show of composure. Although agreeing to go on a reality TV show in the first place isn’t a great show of judgment.

Reality tv has become reality. Welcome to Trump’s America!

What a disturbing idea. We have an ill-educated, reality show-obsessed, scared, over-armed voting public who will literally vote for any white guy who has been on television, talks about Jesus, and/or has a lot of money. Educated, logical people need not apply.