On his way to the bathhouse 

Another hot take from the Karen branch of the hulled out shell of Gawker Media.

It’s going to be devastating to her family, because this child — who still may die — is going to continue to rack up enormous expenses. And she has no chance of having another child. An abortion would have given her the chance of having another child. I know, people will say “oh, she could adopt”, but there’s no way…

“The man who wants to the next leader of the free world has never fucked.” Now there’s a bold fresh platform to run on.

Hold up. Is he gay with Lindsay Graham? I’ve heard it mentioned a few times, but didn’t know about this whole virgin/not virgin business. That would explain both. 

It’s silly, but most grandparents live for that shit.

This may not hit Nebraska republicans the way it hits others, but this is an absolute weapon of statement. Amazing.

“The Bible may, indeed does, contain a warrant for trafficking in humans, for ethnic cleansing, for slavery, for bride-price, and for indiscriminate massacre, but we are not bound by any of it because it was put together by crude, uncultured human mammals.”
― Christopher Hitchens,

as someone who was always drunk for any SAT/test (and still scored 2300+ on multiple sittings) and got accepted to Ivies, I still dislike this person You’ve described.

“Pro-life” ends the moment the baby is born.

In Santos defense, he claimed that he was the starting point guard for the Knicks while these alleged crimes were taking place.

It’s been a beautiful couple days for actual justice.

It’s incredibly chilling that the judge advised the jurors not to identify themselves. Implicit acknowledgement that Trump’s supporters are deranged and armed, and there’s a much greater than zero chance that these jurors could be targeted by those nutjobs. 

And millions of people, including many women, will STILL vote for him.

okay, christians, let see you spin this one for jesus!

Watching Prince Louis act up was the best part of the whole thing.

Camilla reminded me of someone’s Gran, who hangs out at the local pub, wearing skin tight jeans and halter top.  She embarrasses you by hitting on your boyfriend.

So basically, she was Sinema with a less flashy wardrobe. Deep down a right-winger, but willing to lie enough to convince the Dems to elect her.

Her vote for an abortion ban after proudly proclaiming to support reproductive rights is a direct, egregious betrayal of her constituents.

None of this matters so long as Republicans hold any sort of lever of power. You can have an HD video of Clarence Thomas fucking a donkey and they’ll still close ranks and protect him, because that’s what they do. And every time Democrats are in charge they do fuck all to fix these things except in-fight, eat their…