At the end of the day, when you’ve separated out all the blind anger, aimless rage, feelings of inadequacy, and lack of life skills, the average Fascist is really stupid. Only their lust for and comfortability with violence and authoritarian power (or as much adjacency to it as they can muster) are what helps them…

Seriously, gotta be precise about this stuff.

Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK is the unfounded rumour. Ted Cruz himself is, however, the Zodiac Killer.

We the people of the Formerly Supportive Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party are proud to induct new members as long as leopards stop eating people’s faces.

Zing!

She did just manage to edge out William Henry Harrison, who lasted 31 days as US president. Then again, Canning and Harrison had the good taste to simply die.

A hardy and posthumous congratulations to George Canning! You are no longer the shortest serving PM in UK history. You’re paltry 119 days in office before dying of tuberculosis back in the early 19th century has finally been eclipsed.  Your descendants eternal shame (I’m assuming here) has finally been laid to rest.

Rubio is what you’d end up with if a paperweight came to life.

We have a woman in Florida who was an actual cop and a man in Georgia who is an actual reverend and to the GOP, they’ve both unqualified and they people they’re running against are, to them, more law abiding and more religious.

So if these morons get their way and women cannot get an abortion, even when the Sperminator demands so, we will see more violence against women, death of women and if the women survive and give birth, many of those men who didn’t want a baby will often take out their violence on the babies. It happens now.

Decided the tiki torches were a bad look the last time?

I agree with all this but I also think the reason they lasted despite all that was in part due to having a great sex life. 

He’s long dead, but sure.  

A happy sex life between a married couples seems like a healthy expression of love to me. Bang away Paul. 

Kanye West doesn’t like black people.

I personally love this response to her little bullshit declaration:

M.I.A. is further proof that you die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

He’s fucking lying

Meanwhile, the people who voted for the LEPFP are all wondering why its their faces now.

Hate speech, absent very specific threats, is absolutely protected speech already. They want to normalize and destigmatize hate speech.