Of course not, a thumb and forefinger is all she needs.

Ew. Nope. Not going to think about it. Ew. Ew. Ew.

What with the digital stubbiness, it’s an easy mistake.

—Chad, honey? Maybe you shouldn’t watch the draft if it makes you feel sad.

Still convinced he abuses prescription amphetamines. I feel like he’d see himself as too sophisticated for coke but could easily convince himself some uppers from a doctor are a-ok.

It was a tasteful bombing. Sixty would have been gauche.

I am surprised he stopped at 59 missiles. 60 would have really been something to brag about.

So, is she head of the department of subtly sexiness according to trump?

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

We will! He’s got two solid Democratic competitors now, already actively campaigning for ‘18, which is great because they can both hammer away at him without selling each other out, as we have a jungle primary system. It’s entirely possible that the two Dems end up facing off against each other in the general midterm.…

I’m a single white female (HA) who makes a shitload of money....I’m so grossed out that I benefit from all these terrible policies put forth by woman/minority/gay-hating bitter white men....I can donate all I want to to PP and the ACLU, I still feel dirty

He barely won re-election (2348 votes difference, the smallest vote margin in his history) and Colonel Applegate is running again, so he’ll have the same people who remember him, plus name recognization this time around.

He will report to Russia later that month.

Oh! The sarcasm....LOL

Hmm, it seems the person covered that in her post.

The distinction so many of the online reactions to the dismissals seem to be missing (and that I’m really glad this article makes note of) is that dismissals of this sort are completely normal for incoming administrations (former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush dismissed similar numbers of US Attorneys),…

It’s pretty sexually explicit, so I won’t describe it here. But, let’s just say it’s four kinds of freaky.

I find the wording deliberately vague. Depending on the outcome he’s either concerned that there was enough evidence to get a warrant or he’s worried that Obama was able to get a warrant without meeting the legal standard.

He would still watch it on TV, what balls deep in Ivanka, then die (smothering her) while it is playing in the background.

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.