@Coqui: Why not dye your lawn, and stop watering it altogether? Apply "touch ups" when the brown starts to show through until the bans/restrictions are lifted.

@potsked: The best way is to see what works and "copy" it, so I'd say to check out places online like VistaPrint and others for layout ideas. Barring that, you can always go to a place like Kinkos or MinuteMan press and flip through their sample books.

@ReaderRob: In that vein, I was "forced" to install the new IE 7 at work, and now my outlook task scheduling is all screwy. I can't send or accept meeting requests without causing Outlook to crash instantly. Any tips on a fix would be great.

@chance: Thank you for being concerned. :) I completely freaked when I heard it too.

@Xtina S.: Well, I think Gina is a "Cat person". ;)

@exoxe: This is the same reason my Greyhound gets Nutro Dry Kibble. For me, BARF is a PITA, but I've posted the above for others who want to give it a shot.

Most breeds do not do well when their diets are switched from pet food (kibble) to human food. Expect a bit of intestinal distress in the form of diarrhea and gas.

@Nerteh: Do yourself a HUGE favor and check out whatever company you use with the Better Business Bureau (BBB). I learned the hard way when the company did not show on the day I was supposed to move out of my apartment. When I later filed a complaint with the BBB, I found out they had consistent "Let's not show and…

You can make a pretty "light hearted" DND sign here:

My previous job had international clients, and I dreaded the 11PM+ "Can you come into the office and fix this... It can't wait until tomorrow." phone calls. I'd have to get dressed, then schlep 30 minutes to downtown, for a 5 minute fix that could NOT wait.