He could have brought those cigar cutters on- if he had just kept them in his pockets and stayed in his coffin with the other checked baggage.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

Huma’s finally going to get this divorce now, right? Right?

How isn’t this purposeful? The purpose of this slam track seems to be clear to me.

I’m listening to the song right now and I gotta say - This is good pop music.

I agree. The vocals on the verses also kinda remind me of this song

The only reason Sheldon is interesting at all is because of Jim Parsons’ EXCELLENT performance.

I’d like to slap everyone involved in green lighting this show.

This is nothing short of horrifying. CBS needs to fucking stop.

What a great song.

Maybe Bethany Frankel will be lowered into an actual tank filled with sharks?

I’d watch that.

That lady still scares me.

Why did you post this gif lol? I am at work and that woman looks an awful lot like my office manager. Considering I am smack dab between the South and Midwest it is completely possible.

OT: From a few minutes ago...

Please tell me we’re not going to see this image over and over and over again as some sort of proof of god and his goodness and the strength of his will and bla bla bla ....

I am literally shaking with fear and rage. My bipolar disorder will cause any premium I pay to increase by 208%. I ALREADY can’t afford the premiums.

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

Seth: Senator, why did you have to go throw a monkey wrench in 2016?

Between “Uptown Funk” blatantly ripping off “Jungle Love” and his newest one sounding like any one of a handful of 80's tracks, you got that right.

“Do you know who I am?” Sacca thundered repeatedly, according to an eyewitness, a Broadway theater worker who requested anonymity.