I can't keep it inside anymore. Stop it. Stop it with this fucking song.

RIGHT? Her face looks weird.. but that just may be all the plastic surgery.

Jesus, these kids are unbelievable. Adults have zero authority with them. No wonder they're bullies. I remember that from my own childhood, it was the kids who didn't have consistent rules and consequences who beat up on the other kids.

I have watched every single episode of Girls. And I really hope they kill off Hanna.

Not feeling the adorbs here. She sounds like a pain in the ass.

From your perspective, huh? And just how many brand new immigrants do you know? How do you know that they aren't doing the exact same thing your grandparents did? Because you overheard someone speaking spanish in a store? Or because coke did a commercial with a language other than English? Heaven forfend! These new…

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

This is way too figure-skater for me, especially with that hair!

Santa Bro: "I know where you've been sleeping, motherfucker!"

I was a passenger in a rollover accident when I was 16. I was not wearing a seat belt and was tossed about the vehicle until it stopped rolling. It seemed to take forever and it was oddly serene. Once we came to a stop I sat up and couldn't find or feel my right arm. The humerus had broken cleanly and my arm was…

man people are just looking for SOME kind of excuse.

Can Lady Gaga just go away now, then?

An hour long infomercial for her DOA album costarring a drag queen and a really grumpy queen bombed in the ratings?

Maybe it's because she's recording a rapey single with RKELLY about " do what you want to my body" in the middle of a rape epidemic and as girls are being raped and thrown away like trash. Your tone deaf lady gaga has sold out and stopped activism ( see don't ask don't tell) and trying to pump out dance crap.

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God, the anime girl looks like a fucking kid. That's disgusting, at least use it for images of real women, or at least 3D models/characters that are completely and unmistakably in their 20's.

This is a typical situation in gaming.

What's the treadmill for?