Or worse- look at that poor mother who was shot by the neighbor

My main problem with Season 1 was that there were too many things that didn’t change in the different eras to make it obvious or emphasize the immortality of the immortal/long lived characters (the accidentally immortal Jaskier was probably the best example). And there didn’t seem to be too many nods you could enjoy…

It’s practically a Simpsons clip- they just need like a cartoonish looking jail or police wagon to immediately be crowd surfed into

She might be on weight loss ‘pep pills’ if you can still get those. Or she just doesn’t eat or doesn’t like what she eats and that makes her angry

I think it varies a lot from theater to theater and they don’t advertise them usually either so you have to either call ahead or ask and risk whatever they have

He didn’t even have it in a place with a lot of room for pedestrians like a park or mall he picked the worst possible place

I mean it is pretty funny watching him get crowd surfed right into the arms of the NYPD

Yup- not to mention they chose that over just hiring a Latino actor and having him do like a regular accent

Some theaters do already have a captioning device available for people with hearing disorders- though I’m not sure how many they have so I might worry about too many people using them

Yeah it’s very cramped it looks like a possible fire hazard

Also I think a lot of pedophiles like to romanticize themselves as “not like *those* guys” and actually being in love/caring about the child. So it’s a horror story for good pedophiles about what bad pedophiles are trying to do. Like in Lolita where Humbert Humbert’s main ‘antagonist’ was another pedophile

Yup- not to mention that this is another trauma for her pre-existing kids once they find out how their sibling died and why

She’ll have a new face every 10 years until she eventually Madonna’s (the face not the going to the hospital for a stroke thing)

The good thing is you can just chant “Justin, Justin, Justin!” and everyone’s covered

Mostly shit I think and also everything is 100% definitely made in a sweatshop which is the worse part I think. Anything that is actually nice coming from a sweatshop is just sad bc it means someone with talent and care was getting extra ripped off

I mean some can but it might speak to whatever kind of family this kid was from. The story just makes me sad. She’s lucky it worked out, but there are so many lost teenagers these days between drugs and violence

Yeah I mean it’s painful to realize when you did something shitty and even harder to admit when you’re being sued so you probably shouldn’t be like “yeah I’m sorry I tried to get her to eat that banana”

Yeah, I thought his point was that he wasn’t truly a villain he was just an unwitting agent of the patriarchy. He was the one who still fought to try to save Barbieland after Kendom was making money but he was so up his own butt his solutions weren’t good. He understood Barbieland and its magic but was also afraid of…

300 was originally written by Frank Miller, who is sometimes an idiot and had weird messaging but who also wrote some interesting stories and was a real writer. Sucker Punch was written by Zack Snyder and a guy who otherwise had worked as like a cameraman or grip

I’d love to see a film crit example of Sucker Punch vs Spring Breakers because it’s interesting how they both have a similar aim of “sexy story about sexy girls and explosions but also deep y’know?”. I enjoyed Spring Breakers and even found some parts moving but couldn’t even get through Sucker Punch in a “it’s…