It could be fewer people are drinking milk especially as kids. I used to drink milk every day as a kid and have never broken a bone despite falling down the stairs at least 20-30 times

Seriously there are janitors and kindergarten teachers with more balls than your average cop

I feel like a good amount of the people in charge at the NRA think the main reason to buy guns is to protect yourself from black people/PoC. It’s as old as the paranoia about having another Nat Turner.

I mean with stuff like this it’s inevitable bc there will be more “mongrel” children. The kind of people against birth control are also against white women procreating with the “wrong” kind of person

I think she was supposed to be autistic- she had a puzzle piece key chain they made sure you saw, she walked on her toes a couple times and she flapped her hands

I haven’t seen any kids named after objects but I have a few with titles like Prince and others with apostrophes or dashes that require a certain pronunciation and lots of De_ names. 

I’d like to know how much these are on paper- it’s probably that the newest ones don’t have generics yet. Name brand anything is usually more expensive

Honestly in the schools I have still encountered a decent amount of mispelled Kayleighhs and Emas etc working with populations that include PoC along with Nevaehs etc. Less Aidens though which is something to be grateful for. We have lots of  “iels” for whatever reason (“Jadiel”, “Jandiel”, “Jandriel” etc). I think…

Also Wolf is a real name aka Wolf Blitzer though it’s Germanic/Yiddish so nothing they’d normally be touching. It’s up there with “Lazar” with names that sound fake but are real

That runs dangerously close to the “women can always close their legs” thing people say about birth control and abortion. It sounds like there are men who do want this so we should support them

I mean there’s nothing stopping both partners from taking birth control or using birth control and a condom. That just increases your safety. If I had a teen son, I’d want safe long term options for him similar to an IUD or the implant which I would definitely want a teen daughter to look into until they were out of…

The Nazis saw Jews and Roma as races that were dangerous and predatory so that even being part Jewish meant you were the enemy. Hence why they didn’t attempt any forced conversions. It’s basically like how someone can be really really pale but could face racism if someone understands that they have Black ancestry or…

Yeah- also if you have your period you’re going to use more. Seems more useful for schools so the teacher knows when to yell at the kids for playing around

Yes- there’s also no reason Tesla should have to resort to putting features not ready for market in products. Just call them assist features like everyone else, make them less aggressive, and keep selling your in other ways decent electric cars. They are hamstrung by Musk

I know you meant snake oil, but someone scamming with sake also seems funny- maybe like counterfeit? Vegetable oil disguised as sake?

Yes- also when we discuss celebrities we also typically use their stage name like John Wayne, Prince, Whoopi Goldberg, and Woody Allen (I have never heard him called “Heywood Allen” in an article) along with maybe their birth name once or twice. That’s because it’s what most people know them as. I don’t have the full…

People into conspiracy theories seem like they are desperately denying the chaotic nature of the universe. Planes crashed into the Twin Towers because people hated the US and wires got crossed in our intelligence. Schools get shot up because troubled people get access to guns and guns will beat a large amount of…

I would love to see that character played by Kenan Thompson 

The whole “virtue signaling” thing is so dumb- people have probably done things to announce good stuff they did since man developed a way to brag. Some of the cave paintings would probably read as “Og best at hunting mammoth. Og good hunter. All hail Og”. It just seems to be a way of complaining about someone making…

No- you can’t do either. Hence why I typically would have to get fries or coleslaw or something and can’t have the mac and cheese