Yeah- personally I feel like Tanya would have been a nightmare to work with. But it also felt like Belinda was drawn to the toxic relationship since it gave her the constant hope that Tanya would meet her ideal (even though realistically it was obvious that she wouldn’t. Tanya even told her a couple times)

I feel like there was some sort of assumption on her part that someone who was poor would naturally be good at crime. There was so little discussion of the logistics.

I figured that was part of the message- the Pineapple Suite was bigger, but uglier and colder

Yeah- also I feel like Tanya would be a terrible business partner. She’s too unstable- it would be a nightmare

I didn’t get the sense she liked the money itself as much as the social pressure to be with a “great guy” and self-esteem/self-identity issues (she mentions she basically fell into the marriage after a break up which in the 21st century suggests she’s a passive person or someone who feels uncomfortable being alone).…

She didn’t even try to text Kai when the Mossbachers were returning to the room- eff her. If she really cared she would have stolen it or the money for him (though the jewelry probably wouldn’t be that helpful since you need to have a connection to someone who can fence that kind of stuff- the value comes from knowing…

Yeah, unfortunately I feel like most of my family would have similarly been upset if we paid for a nicer room and got the wrong room without a refund or even an acknowledgement that there was an error because we don’t believe in wasting money. He should have been more attentive to his wife and responded to how much it…

Yeah, the random cannibal conspiracy theory was definitely a highlight. I would watch a show that was just “there’s a bunch of weird spooky stuff in the national park system”. But the idea that it was *solely* these weirdo cannibal creatures made it a bit less interesting. 

It needed like at least one more action piece to make it interesting. 

Yeah, I’m glad we stopped with those jokes, the real case was so horrible. They kept focusing on the fact they found a trail of clothes but that was just from the dingo dragging him away before taking him somewhere to eat him

Yes, she’s just put them in a really big box 

Bleh. I think part of it is just that there’s a lot of Starfire/Nightwing fans among Starfire fans and they’re just kind of content starved since the comics have been weirdly on the “Barbara is his only true love” thing for a while. Also they included that bonding thing in Titans or Teen Titans where Tamaranians can…

Haha... fair

On- Campus Dining: Super dry burgers since they were one of the few things our dining hall served at like 8 or 9pm which is when I tended to finally come down for dinner.

Yeah, the “squatter with a Mercedes” sounds like it’s either one very specific person known to the homeowner who they should have a description of or it’s a another person that has the right to be there (like another person involved selling the house or even a family member or the owner with a new car) and they’re…

“I think your grandma’s a zombie”

I’m just in it for the soundtrack and visuals at this point

Personally, I don’t get why they’re using the same guy to write and direct every episode. There’s ton of talented horror writers out there and this would be a good time to go all out crazy creative. 

Honestly, the others weren’t even super funny. I’d definitely rather have horror in my “American *Horror* Stories” than comedy every episode

Yeah, personally it just looks like my grandmother before she draws in her eyebrows