Sarcasm on the internet is very much possible and even easy with practice, but it requires you to have a very careful and deliberate choice of words, pacing and framing. You had none of these, so it's no shock that it gets taken at face value. The addendum in particular killed any sense of sarcasm your original post…

To forget EGM even existed is to be an ignoramus. Especially in the Dreamcast era (both before and after), EGM was a rare voice of true criticism and reason. The first major blacklisting they had was Acclaim after they gave Total Recall bad reviews. With some arguable exceptions (Gran Turismo 2 comes to mind; again,…

Watch Pulp Fiction.

Yes, just like everyone called the DS the "Game Boy Double" or "Touch Boy."

Wow, dramatize much?

It's like no game you've ever played, and no game has ever even attempted to successfully replicate. Even its sequel couldn't.

Isn't that what Bad Day LA succeeded in giving us, on multiple levels?

this is a dead horse argument, but the QOS in the networking sense is absolute shit from what i've seen from PSN. although i do not personally own a PS3, i have continually watched a friend continually not be able to connect to a match in Killzone 3. attempt after attempt. and this is a major title that is going to be…

They forgot about Poland.

Thank you for getting the joke.

The word LEGO® is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our bricks as 'LEGO Bricks or Toys' and not 'legos.'

Left for Dead?

Baby Head was truly an amazing creation. And, these days, an invitation for Chris Hansen at the mere drop of his name.

...AND THAT'S THE JOKE.

DOUBLE DRAGON.

As brilliant as it is stupid.

I would not hit. Tranny Bret Michaels is not my cup of tea.

Ultima IV is better.

yes.

and to be quite fair, there's little shame in pirating the European version at this point, so long as it's not on PSN or XBLA. i have to say, the Japanese voice acting is so head and shoulders above the English dub that I couldn't play all the way through the Xbox release. no matter how much smoother it ran.