goddamn it’s one night on july 4th just let the damn kids shoot off their fireworks. unless someone is shooting them at your house trying to burn it down, just leave them alone

mami is cute tho

my first car was a metallic green 93 GTP. still my favorite vehicle i’ve ever drive period

$1000 a night!?!?! are you fucking kidding me, i’ll drop everything right now and become a server. that’s $20,000 a month.... that’s doctor money.

it’s honestly insane, i can’t believe it hahahahaha

holy shit. this timeline is fucking unreal.

i used to be the main grill cook at an incredibly busy steak and burger joint. It never bothered me what people would order unless it was something stupid like “medium rare but more on the medium side”

i used to be the main grill cook at an incredibly busy steak and burger joint. It never bothered me what people would order unless it was something stupid like “medium rare but more on the medium side”

you sound like a white parent from the 50s telling their children not to play with niggers.

how is this even a real thing?

I can’t emphasize how little Musk’s dumb website would define me, but whatever.

faggot.

“the incels intellectual”

stop lying, you’re a fucking high school student.

if they’re smoking weed, loitering, being loud keeping my kids up, and tell me to fuck off when i ask them to move from in front of my house in the middle of the night then im calling the cops. if they get fucking shot its on them

every single mechanic has done something like this a time or two in their career.

it literally switched in real fucking time from yanny to laurel and back to yanny.

ridiculously meme-able video gets memed to death.

dumbass

come on white woman, what the hell are you doing.