Band of Cats would make a great HBO miniseries.

We had spice cake and I do the same thing. I just couldn’t be bothered to try saving our cake + I thought it was on the gross side.

That’s a wonderful tradition, and much more palatable than 60-year-old fruitcake! My husband and I had pizza and donuts at our wedding, I can definitely get into the idea of making that an anniversary tradition...

“I mean, dark fruit cake keeps,” Ann said.

#Corrections

1955 got typo’d to 1995 <3

B/c... you SHOULD be able to go to movies on occasion lol

YES.

If this poor, bedraggled woman can’t scrape by with her maid and nanny, I doubt a babysitter would still her unhappy lips. Tragic, really. She’s very hard done by.

I really did not enjoy watching Taylor Swift with Mary J. Blige. I am not a Taylor Swift hater. I really like that “Blank Space” song and I think she’s a gifted songwriter. BUT I am a MJB lover, and I just feel like TS does not belong shimmying oddly besides her to lyrics she cannot possibly relate to.

while mommy checks on the cleaning lady to make sure she scrubs the toilet clean?

Nannies and housekeepers don’t pay themselves.

Cool text wall, Brosie Bro’Donnell.

And oh my god, can we talk about the fact that he actually mentioned “I carry the groceries" as something he does?

Meanwhile, guess who’s still at home watching the kid!

The nanny?

Jeez, this poor poor hipster doofus got run through the ringer just for seeing a movie? You can bet your bottom dollar he’ll be muuuuuuuch sneakier about his Me Time in the future.

True, cross her and there will be hell to tay.

There’s something distasteful about how she will bring on stage ANY celebrity. As if being famous is something to be applauded in itself. Bringing singers on sure, I mean Uzo Aduba makes “White Horse” sound much better so why not. But Matt LeBlance? Julia Roberts? Chris Rock? Kobe Bryant (really feminist Taylor…

Have you? ?? I am waiting for AdultoS to get on stage with Swifty

If celebrities were Pokemon, Taylor Swift would be the greatest trainer in the entire world. Gotta catch ‘em all!