Ahahahahaha look at his little face!

But you totally know they want to! How many times must we be treated to, “Hey—if you close your eyes, you won’t care who’s blowing you!” without someone actually proving it? It’s just a big fucking tease.

Yeah, it seems like of like she is marking her territory or asserting her dominance. I don’t think I’ve ever seen two straight guys kissing at a party. Lots of butt patting but no kissing.

And it’s the ultimate power move: “Don’t forget who’s queen!” If the genders were reversed, this would be a completely different conversation, wouldn’t it?

I personally blame that Katy Perry song. Ooh kissing anyone can feel good providing they know what they’re doing. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!?

There are some things wired into our primate brains we will never get rid of. the roar of a Lion is one of them.

That is a separate subject from this. In this situation Madonna was CLEARLY the kiss-aggressor. Drake Clearly didn’t like it.

I just want to say that as someone who grew up in Riverside, I appreciate your specificity about location. It made me imagine it happening at Christmas-time with all the animatronic carolers in the background, which makes it all the more creepy.

Madonna dates people her children’s age. If people are having ageist reactions to her it’s not right, but it’s somewhat understandable given her consistently inappropriate and predatory public behavior. And if the genders were switched I think reactions would be even more extreme.

god I hate that shit. there is nothing worse than two ladies kissing at a party purely for (usually male) attention. grinds my gears big time.

Madonna specifically seems to relish in open mouth kissing on stage. It kind of reads the same way as two straight girls kissing at a party on a dare does. LOOK AT ME! AREN’T I WILD?!?

I lived in Riverside and it was shortly after his antics in Temecula, I was in street behind the Mission Inn and realized that the man following me was Andy Dick. I shuddered and crossed the street quickly, looking behind me to see him looking somewhat puzzled and angry. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dick…

Has it ever been done well? I can’t think of a single instance. It’s usually fake and cringe-worthy.

Unexpected tongue is always the best. Pretty sure I made the same face when I had my first kiss, which was uninvited and tasted like Funyuns and lime jello shots. #Rebelheart

Come the fuck on Madonna. I also really don’t get this kissing during musical performance shtick.

She must look extra terrifying in real life without all the staff help but I bet her behavior is at least slightly more normal when not “on”.

I’ll be honest. If I ever encountered Madonna, I would scream in terror and run, far, far, away.

The first time I went to a local big cat rescue farm called Catty Shack (get it?) I was talking baby talk to a lion who had his back to me. I do this to my cat because it annoys him and I think it's funny. Anyway, the tour guide had said not to get directly behind any of the cats because they'll spray, and lion/tiger…

That's what they WANT you to think! Do not underestimate your cat overlords. Oh, no — I think mine if coming (slams down laptop cover).

The craziest part of this is that even being around smaller predators, you become how easily your skin could get ripped, and of how few natural defenses you have.