Um...I think you turn into a space bear.

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Thanks for the star hunny bunny!

Obama is probably all, "Whew! That was a close one." Cootie repellant isn't cheap, you know.

Do me next Mr. Graham!

Today my husband is baking pecan pie, and I am making mushroom pizza pie with vodka sauce on a cornmeal crust. But kitten pie is the cutest pie!

This. This is amazing. This has made my day. Thank you, sincerely!

Now I'm hungry for kitten pie. Damnit.

Me too! I'd vote JUST to see them piss themselves. The best would be a gay Muslim.That christian persecution complex would ratchet up & be a million times worse (somehow). Still it'd be pretty funny. They'd probably secede.

Don't care about this guy. Happy Pi Day everyone!

YOU GUYS I want an actual Muslim president so bad. It doesn't even matter where he or she stands on the issues; it would be worth it just to watch these morons cry and shit themselves.

I think the guy who adopted them did. Part of why I get reports from the vet is that I offered to pay for sterilization and the first year of vaccinations. I live in Peru, where pets are not usually sterilized or vaccinated, and the family who adopted the cats are not poor, but don't have lots of disposable income, so…

Oh, thank you! Giving them up was the hardest thing, especially because we waited 3 months til we found a good family for them. I would have kept them forever but my son is allergic to cats and we already have a dog and a rabbit.

I'm not quite sure how it happened, but the last time I did acid I ended up sobbing about how much I hate blue raspberry-flavored foods. Like, big shuddering gasp-y sobs.

She's the epitome of a mean girl. I really can't stand her.

Me too! And it was something like "Did you look in the mirror lately! ... Make me mad." Adorable.

The chipmunk has a very cute little face but those bony pink pointy paws kind of freak me out.

Who knew? And it really is that easy to be happy. lil chipmunk.