Touche.

"...I throw 70 miles per hour. That's throwing like a girl!"

I saw this last night and tried to act all casual and tell my SO "you know, she claims she's even better at basketball." But it didn't hide that I was tearing up and my lip was quivering, so he laughed at me good-naturedly and said "Yeah I know, I read that article on Jezebel too." *sniff*

haha, oh no! I hate when you use something regularly thinking it's an acronym for something else. Reminds me of those texts that people get from their aunt that's like "grandma died, LOL" because she thinks LOL stands for Lots of Love.

What the actual fuck does that even mean? Oh, art was created so the person's actions were okay? A lot of awful behavior and treatment of others has been perpetrated by artists and that fact that the song/movie/book/painting is nice after the fact doesn't make the assholery okay.

What grand gesture? She sat in a KFC thinking about her life. The fact that people noticed does not make what she did a grand gesture.

Well, for one, the dude in question *was* pathetic. And selfish as fuck.

Dude, she went and ate fried chicken because she was sad.

The "pathetic" man that made the website barely talked about his ex and put up random bikini pics.

If you ever find me with a broken heart, you'll find me at an all you can eat sushi place, occasionally changing chairs and hats.

What?! "oh no" What? Don't leave me hanging! My heart cannot take your rejection and I have no access to Village Inn's cheesecake apple pie to make me feel better! Someone please tell me they still have the Cheesecake Apple Pie!

This post is perfect. Just the right amount of humor and oh no

Mine was Village Inn... then I moved to a state with no Village Inn so now I gotta be careful with my feelings.

Waffle House was my KFC. Sometimes people don't leave there for YEARS.

It would be really funny if this dude got knocked the fuck out tho.

What happened to the good old witch-vampire-zombie-frankensteinmonster costumes? At what point did Halloween become an excuse for asshats to proudly display their bigotry in the name of "fun"?

Is he really not in blackface? It seems like there is something fake about the color of his skin.