You know what I caught on Showtime the other day? Brown Sugar. I LOVE that movie. Just wanted to share lol

PLEASE LET ONE OF THE MEN BE JESSE WILLIAMS

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

Let's split the difference...that's five, right?

Ahaha I really want to see that and bask in his bigoted misery!!!

Stop making me ashamed to be from you, Louisiana! How can you have so many great gay bars and gay Mardi Gras krewes and yet be so backwards? Oh yeah, because Bobby Jindal. As longs that guy is running for President in his mind he'll do whatever it takes to keep gay marriage banned. Because marrying a woman after you…

Ted Cruz went completely bananas about this at some sort of press conference or interview today. Which really, in my mind, can only be a good thing.

I just read this article out loud to my husband and at the end of it, gave him a high five and said, "Ten more states, woo!" He laughed at me and I said, "Wait, no. 12?"

Do you like the outside of a grilled cheese sandwich? Then you like fried bread. Fried bread is awesome.

I just think Beyonce is so overrated, can someone explain to me what the big deal is?

LOLJK she is my paragon.

SLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like talking about Beyonce. A lot of people do. I highly doubt all of those people are going to stop talking about her just because you're bored and like to complain. The only way to avoid Beyonce topics is to stop clicking on links that have her name in them. Only you can stop forest fires.

How does it feel living with that poor taste?

Beyonce is even a great hype girl!

Luckily, my boyfriend (rightfully) loves my cats. But even if he didn't, he knows... f*ck with my cats, and I will end you. If they don't get to you first.

That's a deal breaker, ladies! Shut it down.

This one's a double whammy.

My husband wouldn't do this ever, ever, ever, but if he did, yes. Same. Grounds for divorce.

Notice, Upon Missouri's Flag are Two Bears...just sayin'.