I didn't know who French Montana was until his dust-up with Tichina Arnold.

The first time I saw sperm collection was at a horse stable. I was walking around a corner non-nonchalantly, and bam, there was someone stroking a stallion off.

Khloe. Girl, you can do better.

Pay per view please!

Earth Catholic??

Don't let people get you down cassie. Real bears have curves.

It could indicate a reason that the NFL didn't feel like following up on the tip & watching the tape... i.e. because wimminz be hysterical and overreacting and less-than-credible 'n shit.

If the NFL simply had possession of the tape and didn't watch it, I will swear an oath of fealty to Rush Limbaugh. NO WAY you have something like that and don't watch it, at the very least to get a sense of how much shit you'd be in if it got out.

Or alternatively, someone will punch Goodell in the face and then drag him out of the NFL's offices.

God, the amount of people I've deleted ever since the incident happened. The people that are defending his actions, and believe he was completely justified, I can't deal with them, they won't get it... And tonight, I'll probably delete some more people... FUCK.

Preach

Edited to reflect use of super-sarcastic voice: I think we can all agree that having the tape and watching the tape are two completely different things.

That being said, one of your players beat someone unconscious outside of a game setting and then proceeded to drag them around like a cat with a dead mouse. Do you real…

today, in news we all fucking already knew >:(

How kinky are whales?

i stopped aging mentally at about 16 tbh

Perhaps we have Jennifer Lopez to thank (or blame?) for sparking the booty movement.

Anecdotally, I can say that my dad and his five siblings... 1 practicing Catholic remaining. My husband and his four siblings... no practicing Catholics remaining. Catholic school sounds great if you want to stamp the faith out of someone!

With US Catholics the most liberal of all Catholics, and their children more liberal still, I wonder how these institutions are able to maintain the fiction that their faculties and student bodies represent the views of a bunch of old men in red robes.