Prince is standing there like “I didn’t vote for him.”

If he can make me laugh really hard, I wonder what else he can do really hard. 

Alongside the Bosworth memo, in which he insisted that Donald Trump ran “the single best digital ad campaign I’ve ever seen from any advertiser,” the Teen Vogue post reads as propaganda at worst, and hypocritical at best.

There’s a big difference between wearing shorts while waiting for the bus, or wearing shorts when you’re gonna be inside all day, and wearing shorts when doing outdoor exercise in freezing temperatures. Personally I think the difference is best described as “comfortable with a cold breeze” and “comfortable with…

Philip Singleton, the sponsor of Georgia’s proposed bill who incidentally believes abortion should be illegal, told Georgia Public Radio that he was concerned chiefly with women’s equality. “We have fought for a long time to get the equalities that they have: the right to vote and the right to work and the right to…

Since Bowie died in 2016, it certainly feels like the world has been sold.

Jesus, that headline treats her like she’s Watt’s jock strap.

They don’t care about nonbinary and transpeople either. If they don’t give a fuck about women, why would they care about nonbinary and transpeople? Religious zealots and many anti-abortion activists equate “pregnant person” with “woman.” Pregnant nonbinary and transpeople matter even less than pregnant ciswomen to…

“You’re putting women in this position of increasing their risks of death and harm needlessly,” she continued. “Why are you risking this woman’s life? How unimportant is a pregnant person’s life?”

Of course we need to know Meat Loaf’s thoughts on climate change, just like we need Ja Rule’s thoughts on festival ideas and national tragedies.

Missed opportunity that the “s” in “penis” isn’t this one:

This is like Delia Dietz meets David Lynch. What. The. Fuck.

JUST. HOW. with those fucking feet. HOW. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

“the best means to resolve our differences, allowing each part of the Church to remain true to its theological understanding while recognizing the dignity, equality, integrity, and respect of every person.”

A couple years ago I went to a 2-episode recording of Jeopardy, and found, unsurprisingly, that Alex is pretty witty between takes. I’ve loved the show for years and am so sad about his diagnosis.

Holy shit, that poor dude with the extra sac. I am so relieved for him now.

As researchers have put it, “An examination of the hymen is not an accurate or reliable test of a previous history of sexual activity, including sexual assault.”

Yup, here it is! And I’m also a figure skater. Oddly, there’s a picture of a figure skater without guards on, so apparently someone checked that one, but missed the hockey setup? What?! How? Ugh. 

Empowerment is a selfish concept. When wielded by women like Sophia Amoruso, or Jill Sandberg, or Gwyneth Paltrow, or Kylie Jenner—or, some might say, Hilary Clinton—its end goals are enrichment, success, and the fortitude of a personal brand, all to be spun into more lucrative endeavors.

It seems you’re in luck! I DO live in NY!