They’re really mean girls.

Shit, where do you live? This sounds like a way better deal than work your ass off until you’re broke because you can’t retire as there is a labor shortage due to people not being able to afford raising kids.

Absolutely accurate. My dad has been building a plane for the last 6+ years and I had to stop asking him “when are you gonna fly it?” because of all these hoops.

Yeah, they wanna serve to maintain the status quo of more brainless white idiots serving the public.*

*serving themselves

Right, like that’s the bar here. What are you complaining about? You can vote. You can drive. You can get a job. Stop whining! But the second I bring up maternal mortality rates (way worse for women of color), or no paid parental leave, etc., it’s “You know, in some places, women can’t do x.” 

They made their world debut Thursday morning on Fox and Friends, promising to combat the “Socialist Squad” and make the Republican party relevant for younger voters.

Additionally, in a statement to CBS News, Callaway’s lawyer stated that he, “did not act with any criminal intentions” and that “Tommy is a loving husband and father.” Of course, how much he loves his wife and children is irrelevant to Callaway’s inability to keep his hands to himself. And besides, Bozarjian isn’t…

Is he friends with R Kelly?

Yup, glad I’m not the only one who sees it!

AMEN!

So that’s the name of this repulsive coat/jacket I keep seeing everywhere. I was calling it a stuffed animal or Muppet coat. It’s like the Gen Z version of the Starter jacket.

My brain got confused when I saw her on screen because my eyes told me “Richard Simmons?!” and my ears told me “Amy Sedaris!!!”

Kelly’s lawyer Steven Greenberg maintains his client had “no idea” of Aaliyah’s age when the two got married. 

How many zeros after the decimal before safety feels guaranteed—in an Uber and in the world at large?

it’s only a flour tortilla you can wrap your meat in!

I’m amazed that only his perineum got burnt. What about the other bits? Doesn’t he have a couple infinity stones down there?

lol, the Curb music gets me every time it’s used appropriately.

This makes me think of the Brock Turner case. Jesus.

“lesson learned” - oh Jesus. She’s not even sorry, but I’m sure she’s pleased with the influx of traffic to her Twitter account now.

Was the robot’s name HAL 9000?