I used to get local TV anchors coming to me for makeup help when I worked at Sephora. One guy had the perpetual sunburn that Trump suffers from, and I put him in a matte powder that evened him out. His skin texture wasn’t so bad though, and compared to him, Trump looks like he has some rosacea paired with tanning bed…

yeah, seriously. Would you like an entree of gentrified apartment buildings with your overpriced cup of Starbucks?

haha, I’m also from Minneapolis and the only time baseball made sense to me was when the whole damn city went wild for the Twins in ‘91. That said, Simone Biles is a treasure.

lol, accurate

But it would certainly help address a pressing problem for literally millions of Americans, and Johnson is also proposing a $50,000 tuition voucher that wouldn’t need to be repaid. All of this would unfortunately require the participation of our completely worthless Congress.

This is batshit to me. I’ve used Sunday Riley products and I worked for Sephora for a really long time. Next thing we’ll find out is that all the SR stuff is repackaged like in Schitt’s Creek.

I worked for an accounting firm for a year and looked for jobs at EY. Now I’m really glad I passed on this dumpster fire of a company.

I never bought anything from them. I always thought their style was “Forever 21 for hipsters.” I’ll go to a thrift store and save my money.

These belts are a semi-accessible way to convey I had $450 to blow on this stupid belt and had money left over for a pumpkin spice latte.

WTF is “sound bath’s”?

If this had happened like 38 years ago, my response would be, “Oh, I bet that was Brett Kavanaugh.”

I’m already there and I’m 33! Mmm, YES!

I love 13 Going on 30. It came out the same year as Mean Girls, a movie I identified with so strongly at the time since Lindsay Lohan and I are the same age. 13 Going on 30 introduced me to my forever crush Mark Ruffalo, and made me wonder (at the time) if I’d end up as bitter as Jenna once I hit my 30s (totally…

Phillippe, in depositions and court filings, describes how he made up his mind before the incident that Hewitt wasn’t “the right fit for him,” and that he feared his children would see pictures of him with a much younger, “revealingly” dressed woman. In text messages sent July 5 and obtained in September 2017 by Holly…

Mark Ruffalo breaks with class solidarity and (rightfully) comes out against fellow millionaire Ellen Degeneres. (Unlike Kristen Bell, Kendall Jenner, and a host of other rich people.) [ET]

My first thought when I saw this article:

The whole “good man” vs. “bad woman” thing has biblical roots. In a country with a lot of “modern” Puritans, I’m frankly not surprised. Of course the common defense is that Kavanaugh is a “good” guy—he’s by “design” not held responsible for his natural urges and it’s a woman’s problem if she doesn’t accept his…

I’ve got my Jack Spade bag packed already!

I’m sure it was a real hot spur of the moment thing!

Whenever I have a computer issue I think of the song for “Nick Burns, Your Company’s Computer Guy.”